Okay. I disagree with Daugherty on almost all of his policy positions, but kudos to him for this ad. Charming and positive. Here’s (reluctantly) hoping that people learn from this shitshow of an election and start making more positive, funny ads like this one.

the worst thing about elections is that you have to learn about all of these assholes

Donald “i like people who weren’t captured” Trump said something offensive about servicemembers? Donald let-me-antagnoize-the-grieving-parents-of-a-man-who-died-for-our-country Trump said something offensive about servicemembers?

“Do you think Becky in Reception counts?” -Today’s agenda in every Madison Ave conference room

[leaping off my chair cheering GIF]

I love personal essays and will check this out ASAP

If she did take a week off to prepare (not saying she did), does that mean that Trump’s idiot believes that rigorous preparations are a bad thing?

Trump is one of those pairs of flip flops they sell out of big bins at the grocery store. He’s orange, of course, and both sets of straps are broken.

Congrats on your 4 years, that’s fantastic. I’m the father of a recovering addict - her drugs of choice were heroin and alcohol, 2 years sober now! - which in a way makes me recovering addict as well, being addicted to my daughter and the issues surrounding her addiction. I think I have a pretty good understanding of…

I report on Marty in Boston. He can be a dork, but he’s very inspiring when it comes to this.

Oh man. Well, to start, I’ve been able to hold a job without fucking it up! I used to be hungover all the damn time, and that would affect work. Funny how being clear-headed changes so much. Other than that, I’m more honest with myself and I’m not an asshole. I would do shitty things when I was drunk - not…

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

that would explain why i’m always driving my car onto it.

is he high??? please tell me he is high on straws??

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

Great interview!

That’s nothing! These samples get passed around from photo shoot to photo shoot and by the end of the season (which is typically a good 5-6 months ahead of when the clothes actually hit the stores), the samples are freakin’ gross. As they are so intricately cut and bedazzled and beaded and have all manner or appliques…

I love it when I learn that individuals who are funny/loud/outgoing, like Amy Schumer, are actually introverts. I am like this. When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone in the woods (just kidding, bugs are gross; please drop me off at the…

D’awww! We need *more* Judge Wolfs in the world. Just because people fuck up doesn’t mean they’re not humans and that should not be held against their tiny baby either. I hope they can go forth and do better after they serve their sentences so they can be the best possible parents for that lil’ nugget.