Ha! It reminds me of this meme that showed up on my facebook feed yesterday.

Gross, in this picture she looks like Dick Cheney with long hair. Super fuckin nasty.

he doesn’t even GO HERE

I’m sure they would. I just don’t care enough to ask.

“Put a chit in here if you want to see the Dems divide and conquer themselves.”

Wait, Biden??? You’re at the wrong party...

TMZ more lie TMI amirite

My mom has a cat and for the first couple of years she had no idea how to retract her claws because as a kitten my parents’ dogs adopted her, and dogs don’t do that. It wasn’t till my parents got new kittens that it was like a lightbulb went off in her head saying .... hey! I’m a cat!

Our cats can’t get the hang of purring. One is occasionally audible but the other only makes this weird hooting noise with his nose.

But that’s ok. I’m dead and I won’t need my body in hell anyway.

#meowshaming

After dinner. With guests and ice cream.

LOL. It’s not uncommon, but still a little surprising you’ve had three! Some of ‘em don’t have much of a voice.

My family has had, like, 3 cats that just could not figure out meowing. They would open their mouths, make a beeping noise, and look confused, every day of their lives. Is this a common thing? Are our cats just dumb?

Every movie I’ve ever seen says that your genetic engineering will absolutely fail and they’ll eat you and then they’ll eat all of us.

I can’t believe Katy Perry is beating young Simba with that terrible, terrible song that should have bombed. How obscene!

I’m going to genetically engineer lions that stay cubs and never grow into dangerous flesh-eating beasts. I will be the richest person on earth.

can we show the lion this video when it is older to embarass it?