My husband did it, too. It had almost nothing to do with him and everything to do with my not wanting to see the OBGYN with a bush. I know they don’t care but it doesn’t mean I can’t.

Fake hair+ lots of elastics to give it the height! Pull your hair into a high ponytail. Wrap with extensions for more length and volume. Fasten with hairband, then put in another just above that, and another, and another until you have the desired sticky-uppyness. Wrap bands with more extension hair.

I support artists and think they deserve all the proceeds for all the shit. Please send me a link to the “Kanye is my Homie” t-shirt and I will totally turn them in and not buy it. I PROMISE.

I can’t star this because I don’t “like” it. But I am sending you all of the good and positive energy. Thinking of you and wishing you strength and healing.

This is awesome. Reading your list of names, I was shocked to see so many familiar names of regular, great commenters and learn they were in the greys! If anything, I feel a little better about being in the greys - I’m in good company. Thanks for doing this and enriching the discourse here on Jez. :)

Speaking of dogs wearing human clothes,

Any opportunity to show off my rescue girl!

I’ve fought that problem since I was a kid, even being hospitalized as a teenager after a pretty bad suicide attempt. It totally sucks. After a horrible breakup a few years ago, I finally gave therapy a serious effort and started taking Wellbutrin (I told my psychiatrist I wanted that one because after growing up…

Because you should also get to see his handsome face....

In honor of rescue dogs- this guy. In a shelter 7 months ago. Now revered as a minor diety. (He’s wearing my husband’s socks)

Just wanna mention my project to highlight cool Jezzies for possible elevation from the grays again real quick:

Thank you! I love stuff like this

I’m loving your enthusiasm.

When I was in 9th grade, I met a girl at a church dance that I was obsessed with and then spent the next two weeks calling her every single day. I took her to an Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan concert where I tried and failed to even hold her hand. She started dating someone the next day. That afternoon I called into…

Oh my god this is my new favorite conspiracy theory.

No...that’s Becky.

This is legitimately how I feel about teenagers tbh

LET’S PLAY FILL IN THE BLANKS