I’m surprised he didn’t just stand their shaking his own hand. Because his handshake is HUGE, it’s the BEST HANDSHAKE in the country and only he deserves to experience it.

This is pretty minor. When I was 15 or so, my brother was 10, and our mom took us on a trip to Austria, Italy, and France. We saw a lot of cathedrals. My brother reeeeeally liked the crucifixes everywhere and bought a big one to wear around his neck from one of the gift shops. We’re not religious, he just thought it…