I can see how that might be true. Every so often (it isn’t super-common in the northern part of the state), I see someone with an immense amount of plastic surgery, fillers, restylane. It may photograph well but, in person, it is uncanny valley and bespeaks an internal void. I don’t mean to judge; it seems more sad…

Having seen the curated images, releasing a photograph like this when I was a teen would have saved me from decades of self-loathing. We had no idea about lighting, photoshop, and the rest of it: just believed that the world was divided into two camps — the preternaturally confident and beautiful and the defective…

I personally am of the opinion that any modestly cut one-piece is sexier than the most scandalous bikini. I’m also a fan of the “boy-shorts” style bottoms and an almost sports-bra type top.

Yeah, for sure.  I am a lot tinier than Khloe, and still would never wear this cut of suit that is so popular now. Honestly, in the wild, I haven’t even seen someone wear it yet! 

Yep I’m shocked at how much she looks like “herself,” and relieved that her new.... visual identity(?) is just makeup and photo editing. Apparently I’m invested in her being the only “real” Kardashian.... they’ve pulled me into their vortex. 

keep in mind, too, this was snapped by her grandma. I’m not a clutching pearls type, but is it weird for your grandma to be taking pics of you in a barely there string bikini?

Well, since we are on the topic - I have a friend who spent most of her career at trashy tabloid gossip mags, and also confirmed that in person Khloe is by far the most attractive of the sisters because she looked the most real compared to the others.

There was someone who was on Bill Simmons old ESPN podcast, I can’t remember how exactly unfortunately so [citation needed], but they said that once they saw Khloe Kardashian on an NBA court with whoever she was dating at the time and he said that he’d images of her on tv and in pictures many times before, but in…

It sure doesn’t look like the Khloe in those migraine medication commercials. 

wait... That’s Khloe?? She looks great but if she’d said it wasn’t her, I would believe it because this is unrecognizable.

She looks so uncomfortable, in general. Oy. She can feel however she wants about it and I don’t care to comment on her body either, but it’s hard to feel sorry for a family whose entire brand is based around making others feel bad about themselves. They’re always carefully controlling every image, every moment,…

Any show that remade”Miranda” set itself up for failure.

When young, rich and happy* aren’t enough

Here’s the photo, friends!  Boy does that look like an uncomfortable swimsuit!  The amount of pube removal I’d have to do to wear such a thing...it’s unthinkable.

not at 6am apparently!

I wanted that show to be SSOOOOOOO good. I love Miranda, which it’s based on. Mayim made a mistake casting herself in the lead. Miranda had such a dry, self-deprecating humor. Sort of like a woman version of Eeyore. And Mayim just isn’t that. She’s too chipper and bouncy. If she’d have played it like she played Amy…

These are too easy to fake.  There needs to be a hologram on it.

I got lucky and got my vaccination from a local hospital system here in Michigan where they gave out vinyl sleeves made specifically for the cards. They carry the hospital name and logo, but I’m fine with that. 

What app?

good tip. There is also supposed to be some sort of digital proof you can keep in your smartphone wallet.