Clearly you're not :)
I used to feel the way you did (especially after a friend came home crying from being slut-shamed by a male gyno she saw about an STD her cheating bf gave her). I'd still say I prefer a woman. What changed my mind was a few years back, when I was still in school, I was having some lady problems. I…

regarding story 1: my dog did that once. I don't remember what had been in the zippy bag, but, she ate and then farted (sharted?) the zippy bag, and my mom had to pull it the rest of the way out. She then called me to complain as it was my dog and I was away at school.

My grocery store sells them in 6-packs with the juice boxes (though that's not one serving...that's 6), maybe check over there? Maybe you could try watering it down. I discovered that I prefer some juices (particularly grape) watered down, sometimes with as much as 1:1 juice:water.

I've heard a theory that people with severe allergies often have many because there is basically a genetic predisposition to immune misregulation that leads to allergies and/or autoimmune diseases (like celiacs)

You mean that time they let someone steal everyone's SS# and then tried to cover it up? Yes, and I had the free credit monitoring for a while because of it. I'm not saying our government isn't (usually/often/<del>sometimes</del>) a shit-show. Speaking of SC internet and government shit shows, they fouled up MrLizard's…

I am not condoning what the DMV did AT ALL, but I think it's worth clarifying something. Anderson, SC is not a "hick town". I grew up there and one of my best friends teaches at the high school (she knows the kid). It's very close to a major university (often bastions of liberal thought) and Greenville, SC, one of the…

Not to condone what the DMV did at all, but Anderson SC is not a hick town. O grew up there and one of my best friends teaches at the high school Chase attends. It's a nice city just south

It's totally grounds for an at-fault divorce. But it's not grounds for an annulment (at least not in PA or SC). Annulments are to erase the records that the marriage ever happened because the marriage was not legally valid. So coercion, fraud, someone unable to consent (child or mental handicap), etc; but not…

Actually, at least in SC, annulment isn't an easy to get thing

Technically there sorta is. The marriage certificate has to be mailed to the county offices the within a few business days of the wedding (at least in SC). If you've got a half decent officiant, you should be able to convince them to shred it after a story like this. Then after you shred your copy and there's no…

I imagine you might keep his name if you had kids with the guy and they had his last name. Dunno. Not divorced, no plans to get that way.

I'm actually Dr. Maidenname. Mrs.Lizard came from my husband's nickname being Mr.Lizard (and a few untoward suggestions that lack of love/repect was the reason for refusing to change my name). I got a sweatshirt made with Mrs. Lizard embroidered on the back to wear on our honeymoon.

I got a PhD so I always get to have my own name. I also get to go first on the invitation. Emily Post says so: http://www.emilypost.com/forms-of-addre… (scroll down to "a woman who outranks her husband")

I'm not Ms. Manners, but wouldn't the divorcee be Ms. HerFirst HisLast? I didn't think you got to keep your "r"

Us too! My mom did the calligraphy. She only harumphed a little bit when I asked to drop the titles and address all envelopes as "John and Jane Smith" or "John Smith and Jane Doe" (I then pointed out that we had worded the invitations the same way to dodge the weirdness of my mom being Ms. (NOT Mrs.) Dadslast and…

There are usually 21 or 22 school days in a month. If you have 3 children who eat them for breakfast or morning snack every school day that's over 60/mo. A 72-pack would be gone in just over a month. Even with only 2 kids they would be gone in less than 2 months and I'm sure they stay fresh at least that long.

As can I. MrLizard and I do this to track our "personal allowances". We have a joint checking account and a fixed amount each month is budgeted for each of us to fritter away on whatever. We keep a running tally on a dry erase board in the kitchen (we don't write down what we spend the money on, just how much). It…

Yes. Or at least some women's do (I imagine it has to do with how much fat you have in your breasts)

It's tough when you and your partner aren't on the same page about something important like kids, and wanting a baby seems like a good reason for him to not want to get snipped (though a tubal doesn't sound like the solution to their problem).

Like Chloe Footsteps (instead of Chloë)?