“There is no fecal matter present”

You’re “genuinely asking” why people watch football? I’m genuinely asking why people like you bother to “genuinely ask” questions like this all week every week during football season?

I mean, rough start for Strasburg though. (By the standards of this series) he got absolutely rocked. Dude didn’t even carry a no-hitter into the MIDDLE innings. 

...made racially charged remarks to a parent

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

I mean I’m sorry to inform you but I live among Trump voters and most of them are indeed incredibly stupid. They parrot everything that they see on One America and Turning Point USA’s facebook feed and they are truly dumb as fuck with no ability to properly process information. The majority of them are not some…

but you’d think at some point they’d be like “oh yeah Foxborough” and try something else.

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug

That’s pretty bad. So if I go up by 1 point with like 2 minutes left, I just get to take the ball and basically end the game? That’s shit my dude. 

well, his ERA+ is literally 2nd all time and 1st all time for Starters. So yes, you can

Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

The decision by Roberts to turn to Joe Kelly in the 10th before utilizing Kenley Jansen, a guy who can and has given you multiple innings in relief (despite his best years being behind him), was equally baffling. 

Wow, you can always count on the Fraternal Order of the Police to object to any steps to hold police accountable.

“For two years, the women with whom I had extramarital relationships have abandoned shared responsibility”

That pic at the top of the post...it took me a minute to realize that’s Kovalchuk next to Doughty; I thought for a second Tkachuk got traded to LA.

It was on the news constantly, and your classmates have messaged me to confirm they held protests at your school.

Nice Ivanka callback ;)

For anyone missing the context. 

Can confirm. People immersed in PE are easily the worst people I’ve ever been involved with, and I comment on the internet.