A couple things:

Nonsense. They searched all the best mental hospitals and were easily able to come up with 350 dissociative identity disorder patients who were a perfect fit after watching fox news for a few weeks.

“We are a society of rules.”

As, for instance, the rule that we take every possible step to prevent our kids from being shot?

You ever tried to run for school board as a non-facist?

Focusing on exact rules over the spirit of why they exists essentially sums up my anger at most things these days.

Oh, that’s actually because the Earth trademarked the word “International.”

I think it looks like an exaggerated nude self-portrait.

I see the letter N holding it’s dick and balls. Gotta go think about some things now...

Looks like it says “no.” That seems about right.

Everyone is better than Laura Ingraham.

Neither Hart nor the EPA would tell ABC how much Pruitt paid Hart’s wife (who also happens to be a lobbyist) in exchange for staying at the townhouse—“though Hart said he believed it to be the market rate.”

...That’s the joke.

Oh, you didn’t hear that they changed their name to the Economic Protection Agency?

I’ll always be here to point out you’re problems, MRSKIA.

In other news the Trump administration would like to rekindle the debate over whether tobacco causes cancer and which brand has the smoothest flavor.

Jesus said the poor will always be among us. I wouldn’t want to make Jesus a liar by changing that.

Also, I’m no religious scholar or anything, but I’m pretty sure that screwing over immigrants and the poor to help the wealthy was right in line with Jesus’s teachings.

Sounds like CNN has a real mess on its hands.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.