Perhaps. But she’s another Hillary only in that she’s also a woman. Biden, an establishment centrist that won’t generate a lick of enthusiasm, is actually a much closer parallel to Hillary than Warren.

In the beginning of this cycle, I agreed with you. But her messaging is so strong that I think for most, his one-note attacks will wear thin and the whole Pocahontas thing (and her own misstep) will just be a blip.

There is no doubt in my mind that if Biden’s the nominee, they’ll lose. He might poll favorably head to head now, but that’s all reflected Obama glory, as opposed to Warren and Sanders’s being based off their respective visions.

You know it, baby!

He didn’t hate her per se, he just refused to accept that someone could be more Cokie than him.

I did not know that a linchpin of rat physiology is slightly slower thumbs.

Also, Ratto cited another one of my favorites (potential for a -736 point differential) a slightly different way, as they’re currently on pace to allow more than 800 points this season while scoring less than 100.

I prefer this version of your stat (which I discovered through WYTS): Since 2009, they’ve won between 6 and 8 games every season but one.

Here’s the actual citation, which I should’ve dug up from the get-go:

That’s why everyone’s freaking the fuck out!

C’mon now. There’s already been two others!

Sure, it might sound like only a few dozen protesters, but it takes a truly exceptional individual to stand up there while an entire country boos you.

Sorry, no. This is wildly incorrect. Half the distance is used any time the normally assessed penalty yardage is greater than half the distance between the LOS and goal line. If you’re on the opponent’s 16 and they commit a personal foul, you get put on the 8, not the 1.

One second unknown Coons then suddenly the Coons is a war mongering right wing shitheel.

Yeah, she fixed it. It works for me now.

Seriously. While Christie is a moron with zero insight, it wouldn’t be quite so egregious if he was just commenting on the various candidates’ chances in the general election. But this shit is just completely worthless.

Our system is truly broken if that turd hoagie drives ratings, regardless of the clickbait drivel coming out of his face-anus.

Same. Perhaps this is all a ruse for a Why Your Google Doc Sucks post.

His whole premise is fucking wrong. I think angry is exactly what Democratic primary voters want, because that’s what most of us are. If you’re not pissed about Trump, stealing the Supreme Court, kids in cages, and willful inaction regarding guns, then you don’t represent most Democratic voters.