Male camel toe. Who knew?

Let’s just all be grateful that the framers included safeguards within our system, and thanks to their brilliant foresight, we can make amends when he’s up for reelection in 2022.

Which apparently made rejecting you all the more painful, incel.

Fuck this disingenuous piggybacking bitch with Pol Pot’s putrefied penis.

The primary thing this feckless cunt inherited from that shitpile is a wealth of unsettling admiration for Ivanka Trump.

So ignorance of the law is a valid excuse only when you’re part of the law-making / -enforcing apparatus. Yeah, that makes sense and isn’t at all infuriating. No reason to break out guillotines here, no sirree.

Man, knowing what to believe will be a real conundrum for a good 90% of NFL fans. On the one hand, this is perfectly on-brand for Gregg Williams and his well-documented history of this very sort of thing, but on the other, one of the involved parties is a black male in a hoodie.

They did. I think there was like an Ettleson Hyundai or some shit at one time.

I actually prefer Celozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet in Elmhurst at York & Roosevelt Roads, where you always save more something or other.

This is objectively a shitty strategy. But still, when you do the math, you choose McGrath.

And even when it comes to his own (?) son, Trump can only evaluate him in terms of his beauty.

The electorate gave the Dems the House to both oppose Trump’s agenda and expose his corruption, and yet somehow they are completely reluctant to do either.

Moreover, why is it folded vertically? That's psychopathy right there. 

Beto’s not one of us the way Ted is, as most salt-of-the-earthers boast not one but two Ivy League degrees.

I’m sorry, but the honorable Mr. Cruz just provided an invaluable service to some of his constituents, as Beto O’Rourke and his son probably had no idea that the city they live in isn’t on the ocean. Who among us can say they know that sort of minute detail about their hometown?

Pretty straightforward, actually. If you just charge the first 20 people who cross a billion dollars apiece, the whole project would be paid for.

It took me far too long to catch on, but:

I’m sure he’d be furious that you cut off his full quote, We’ve taught our kids that they come about by chance through primordial slime, and we’re surprised that they treat their fellow Americans like dirt, because you just know he thinks that’s oh so clever.

Man, this Tony Perkins guy sounds like a real Psycho.

Now THAT’s what I call checks and balances.