Add this to the myriad reasons to ban guns outright.

Kaiman continued kissing her and trying to unbuckle his own belt and take off his shorts...

“Recreated” is a hell of a euphemism for stole. The Google-blaming was a nice touch though.

7 is as high as you can rate on the Trump scale if you don’t have tits.

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.

Does anyone on this thread know how many games there are in an NFL season?

Oh, I am an asshole, although I’m not sure you nailed why.

“That great wealth allows us to take care of people. We can take care of people that we couldn’t have taken care of in the past, because of the great wealth,” Trump said, before adding, “We can take care of them, but we won’t. Because we’re colossally selfish assholes.”

Judging by the header image, I think he’s being misquoted. It was Where’s Englund?

But her sea gales.

At least he had the decency to put brilliantly in quotes.

It’s 2.0 because this time instead of just the one percenters, the benefits will be spread among the top 2%!

Somehow that’s exactly how I pictured Senator Eagerly.

Yeah, you might be on to something there.

His shit doesn’t cost 20 bucks though.

Found Mike Huckabee’s burner account.

And before you yell, It’s just for publicity!, I highly doubt this is going to compel people to buy *more* of their products. I suppose they’re hoping it boosts sales of the original Monopoly, but that seems pretty dubious too.

Who the fuck do these capitalists think is going to buy this stupid shit?

No, because if it was, Huckabee Sanders would be staying home.

On the bright side, at least that ‘light’ is in there.