Oh Rodger, you'll just have sex with the blank checks. 

Don’t forget that all the blank checks need to be signed.

Please send all blank checks, money orders, cash, cocaine, or wigs to:

In totally unrelated news, I am currently crowdfunding for my own, 100% original game “Death Stranding”. Here is a screenshot of my game in progress:

I look forward to the confused Naruto fans who accidentally watch this.

the music is very unsettling, i’ll give them that

I had not heard of this before, but it sounds right up my dark alley.

Yesssss. I am constantly hoping Disney will give Gargoyles another chance. That show got weird (well, weirder) and melodramatic every now and then, but for the most part it was excellent. I would just want them to get as much of the original cast back as possible—they were phenomenal!

I’ve watched all of the Marvel Netflix shows (minus season 1 of Iron Fist), and I have to say it was a fun journey.

Just imagine Jessica sitting in on one of Steve’s support group meetings...

For me the future of streaming was buying 20 TB worth of hard disks and building a network attached storage with a containerized Deluge instance that sits behind a Swedish VPN. The remaining steps are left to derive as an exercise for the reader.

“The monster in my closet should be afraid of me.”

They really could have had more fun with taglines:
“Tell me to eat my veggies one more time.”

General Zod: Last Son of Krypton

The underlying thread to this article is super fucking weird. It reads as though we should still in the back of our minds view Microsoft as a villain in the software space when the reality is that they have been a huge contributor to the open development movement for a few years now. Build is supposed to be for…

Right? Snowden gave his docs to reporters and at least was somewhat responsible about how he handled it. Manning was just like, hey wikileaks, I got some stuff. I don’t even know what it all is, it’s just all the stuff I could get my hands on.

she asserts have been used historically to “entrap and persecute activists for protected political speech.”

She

Manning’s refusal to testify is an act of protest, she’s said, against grand juries in general, which she asserts have been used historically to “entrap and persecute activists for protected political speech.”

THAT will end well.