Why won't men admit The Boondocks Saints is shit?

I'm pretty sure that's code for "Charlie really had no idea how rabid, pathetic and balls to the wall crazy 50 Shades fans actually are, that is, until an unidentified midwestern housewife accosted him in a Los Angeles drugstore, handcuffed herself to his ankle and begged him to spank her with a horse whip. Charlie…

I'm betting this movie is going to be 50 Shades of going straight to video.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

Guys, guys.

Anne of Cleves totally trumps Prince Harry.

The devil probably made her do it.

My response to this can be summed up in one word:

I curse like a sailor but even I think it's absurd how hot and loose people fly with obscenities in public and around children or the elderly. I mean I don't appreciate him making a gender thing out of it but there is something to be said for having some goddamn manners and class, regardless of your chromosomes.

I hold Mr. Strumpet and our sexytimes in high esteem, but I really don't like morning sex. Let me get up and get a cup of coffee dammit. The sex is better when I'm awake and not groggy/cranky.

I remember having nightmares while I was in high school and college of going to class wearing a shirt but no pants.

Almost a literal Stairway to Heaven.

HEY JOE, when your partner is tired, rub one out like the rest of us!

To prove my FNL super-fan bona fides, I don't call him Evil Landry, I just call him Lance.

“You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a sandwich?” Seriously, dude? Damnit, now I'm angry and I want a BLT.

Don't forget about Isabella or Isabelle. Gods, enough with that name already.

Other names I have seen in my Facebook feed:
Kaytee
McKayleigh
Lilleigh

Fucking kill meigh.

I read it on the google.

In other words, you were all set to write a Jez article criticizing critics for obsessing about Kate's weight. When they didn't come, you had to write your article anyway, so you wrote an article about the lack of critics obsessing about Kate's weight. Okeedoke.

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