mrsgregpikitis
Mrs. Greg Pikitis
mrsgregpikitis

Amen! I'm 26, stable, married, and expecting my first, and people who don't know me tend to react as if I'm doing my 20s wrong. It's really off putting.

Q: Why did you have children at 22?

One of the multitude of reasons to take your birth control pills religiously.

I'm the Bay Area and I kind of wish I knew some people that were cooler with younger motherhood. I'm 28 and I have a 6 year old and 2 year old. I'm a badass mom, I volunteer, my marriage is totally good... but people seem to have no problem beginning a conversation with me with "why on earth do you have children,

Can't wait to see everyone at the abortion multiplex for our monthly gathering!

I think it's far more confident for an older lady to wear her hair long even when it's grey. Agatha's Feather Bed style for life.

Yo, babies and cats, I'm really happy for you...I'mm'a let you finish, but

Colton is NOT a hipster name. That is a white Southern suburbs name. Colton plays JV football and attends Vacation Bible School. Get with it.

I don't really want children, but I remain sad that Eleanor seems to have caught on.

I swear to god, if the name Edith becomes popular in the next 15 years, I'm gonna flipout. I just really want to name my daughter that so I can call her Edie, I like it, even though everyone says it's far too stuffy. I just wanna have kids named Edie, Diana, and Harper, is that too much to ask? And if that makes me a

Can I be team Mac? Because she looks like a total badass here.

But, if she leaves it attached, how is she going to eat it to prevent postpartum depression?

Being the most insufferable white woman at a brunch, I'm guessing.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

That was a joke, dude.

Correct me if I'm wrong (I don't follow these things too closely), but isn't Taylor Swift clothed all the time?

I do not like the writing here. Helmets are not "humiliating." Helmets are necessary, like seat belts in cars. Forgoing a helmet is not "badass," it is very stupid.

I wanna know where the Katies' are, I know 14 women who go by Katie. This cannot be a huge random outlier. Is it cause Katie is derived from several longer names??? Science and stats, HELP!!!

Whoa. I would just like to step in and point out that 9/11 did not happen because 'we' practice a different religion. You know, ties Saudi family, support of Israel, etc etc. Of course, I only think that because that is what the terrorists themselves said. It could just be because they hate FREEDOM. (insert bald eagle)