This guy.

My boner killer is a grown adult working as a barista.

a) We need a condom sizing chart because every guy seems to think he needs Magnums even if that's not the case.

They can have my strap-on when they pry it from my boyfriend's cold, dead [EXPLETIVE DELETED].

John Boehner (who spent $3 million in federal tax money defending DOMA)

Ok, so this is the first post of yours I've seen and I just have to say I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE BACK WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH PLEASE NEVER LEAVE AGAIN.

So they can entertain each other?

Or so they can entertain each other?

One or the other.

So an abortion could "ruin her life" and she believes that having a baby at 19 from a one night stand of unprotected sex is the preferable option?

This is really all I have to say.

Lot of news making me feel slappy today.

I feel like this pertains to the discussion:

To qualify as a "jock," does one have to be competent at his sport?

If loving this bro is wrong, I do not want to be right.

Probably after Harry. The rest aren't as cute. I mean, Liam is nice, but no. And Zayn is a silly spelling. hahaha! Seriously, just kidding. Sorry. Tired. Don't mind me.

Damn... I was hoping they would go with "Wild Wild"

They should have gone with "Nine."