You ate steak, chicken, booze, and a beautiful venue.

Weddings are to make money for your future.. Not to pay for peoples meals.

Weddings are to make money for your future..

We'll know that we've reached true equality when gays and lesbians feel free to approach their wedding with the same vulgar sense of entitlement and ingratitude that straight people have.

Aren't jobs for making money for your future?

What BS. Spend a few pounds and have a town crier announce it in the middle of Trafalgar Square.

And here I was thinking that the birth announcement would be pink or blue coloured smoke rising from the Buckingham Palace chimney...

And here I thought Gosselin was good for nothing.

Right!? We waited as well (ditto on the totally worth it) and ended up not bothering with a baby shower until *after* mini phantom was born because everyone was so hell bent on giving us gender specific items. Makes me thankful I'm handy with the sewing machine.

I just think it's a travesty that noted oncologist Melissa Etheridge has to resort to shitty acoustic folk-rock to fund her vital research. DAMN THE SEQUESTER!

And a Diva cup. Diva cups cure cancer.

A much more fearful choice is choosing David Crosby as the father of your children.

"i'm'a let you finish, Kim, but Beyonce had the best celebrity birth of all time."

If I emigrate to Europe, do I magically become fertile too?

I'm just glad that SOMEONE was listening during all of those phone conversations with my mother.

I'm blue.

Also: if the dispatcher tells you to make sure the person is really dead, this does not mean finish them off and come back to the phone. Just FYI.

Well, at least you aren't overanalyzing things.

You know, I don't quite understand the adult appeal of cupcakes. Biting into them is so messy, and your fingers get all gross. I would so much rather eat a slice of cake off a plate with a fork.

SHUT UP CUPCAKES ARE AWESOME.