This has been my favorite story all week. Influensters are insufferable and I think it’s hilarious.

Here in Kansas City, Missouri I can tell you this is the only thing they’re talking about at McDonald’s playplaces. It’s like someone put a fork in their microwave. I fucking love it.

I’ve been toying with the idea of returning to Cincinnati eventually, to be closer to my family but after that last story. nope, newp,nopers, no thanks, never.

I feel like I listen to more than enough Savage Lovecast to have heard the first scenario over and over again. If the sex is bad this long into the relationship and your partner has shown no interest in improving it, then you have to really sit down and ask yourself whether bad sex is the price of admission you’re…

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

Who?

uhhh.... I’m a South Asian Muslim immigrant and Ghost World was my #1 movie in 2001...shit, I watched it a thousand times on dvd and I was obsessed with the graphic novel and the website. I graduated from high school the same year the movie came out and I hated everyone with equal passion like Enid and Becky, and my…

Team: no one. Every single person on this show is awful in their own special way. And I love them for it.

Anybody else giggle when they found out one of the perpetrators was a woman named Juan Wang? Anybody? Nobody? Well...I thought it was funny...

The only thing I remember about Tidal is this:

it’s probably one of those super padded bras that could stop a bullet from VS

Given Lena Dunham’s obsession with abortion and her wish to have one in real life, I would be shocked AF if Hannah didn’t get one. I also think a miscarriage is possible, since she is waaayyyyyyy too early in her pregnancy to be telling everyone she knows about it. Isn’t it like 10-12 weeks is when you should start…

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

I refuse to shop at a company whose employees we have to support.

Thank you for taking the time out of your day to post the incredibly popular view on a post that was probably aimed at people who like her.

I just tried to “retweet” you

I clicked on this and I don’t know why... I don’t know who any of these people are.

That’s just her way.

Face hugger!