Dear haver of bad sex,

For the love of god dump Shannon. She is so fucking boring. YAWN!

OH MY GOD they have the same initials!

So true!! Also, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. How true it rings these days.

I am newly sober, 76 days!! And let me tell you, this is fucking hard. Anger makes me want to self destruct and the first thing on my mind is, lets get fucked up. But I don’t want to deal with the hangovers or the fact that in my inconsolable state I should probably not add alcohol to the mix. So, I feel you.

I too am estranged from my parents ATM. Not my in laws tho at least thank fuck. Ugh. How do you get it through someones head for one second that they chose hatred and people being stripped of their rights, families will be ripped apart, over common sense. Just for one second imagine put yourself in someone else shoes.…

This is fucking terrifying.

Amen sister.

I feel you. Like, I have anxiety at the mall now.

That was my first thought too.

This is the greatest thing ever. I’m ready for the sequel.

Your use of abbreviations has me all excited this early am

I have a couple Kate bags and a wonderful dress I picked up at the outlet marked down from 548-89! I love their bags, even the smaller cross body ones are deceivingly big and can fit a good amount of stuff. Enjoy!

I have a couple Kate bags and a wonderful dress I picked up at the outlet marked down from 548-89! I love their…

Amen.

Agreed!! I get compliments all the time, like, Oh is that Betsey Johnson, ha nope, it was $9 suckas. I have some necklaces from there at least 8 years ago, so some of the stuff lasts.