Because I have zero maturity, there is no way I can imagine NOT drawing a ludicrous face on that beautiful blank canvas.

If it's just LED lights I feel like I can make it at home with cardboard and a string of Christmas bulbs. Ima look so good.

Good reporting, but check your geography. A boat trip originating in Nashville would not end up in the middle of the ocean.

Ain't no party like a mid-thirties party, 'cause a mid-thirties party ends at ten o'clock.

You and I would have the best parties!

Exactly!

I'm 42. If we have a dinner for 6 people we can go through 6-10 bottles of wine, easy.

I find that it's all about how much water you drink, starting earlier in the day before you drink, during, and then after obviously. I take this to mean I am a dried out hag, having turned 42 last week.

So what you're saying is that I was popular and I missed it because I was wasted.

Can we get a follow-up study about the effects of being in your thirties and realizing that the bartenders at all the cool bars no longer recognize you, and that "binge drinking" is now a third glass of wine after the kids go to bed?....

Then you're the most popular person in the room.

Youth is wasted on the young!

I made it til 30 and I partied pretty hard in grad school in my 20's.

I'm 26 and 1 month ago I started having horrible hangovers from having more than 2 drinks with a meal.

Sandra Boynton tried to warn us:

Cinnabon Vodka makes everyone dangerous. Everyone.

For creatures so dangerous, they are fucking cute as hell.

Vegas seemed so much less douchey when then mob ran it.

carp, let's use carp. lovin the carp.

Someone in Las Vegas was acting in this manner...?