It's not your fault. French Montana sounds like her Canadian boyfriend from summer camp who is totally, definitely not fake.

#NotAllWeasleys

Just like on cake wrecks! <3

Sounds like a good way to point out that most of their slipcovers are machine washable.

You cannot. You cannot say not to that face. hello face. Come home with me and have all of the treats and here some dog beds and toys and walks and hugs and pets. And more treats. That is what you can say to that face.

They really should do this in every store. That's adorable AND a good cause.

"Christina Aguilera's baby shower featured a cake of Christina, naked, and the head of an infant coming out of her vagina (Fig. 2)"

You know, it's very easy to say we shouldn't be obsessed with virgins but if you know of another kind of blood with which to summon our dark lord upon the earth...I'm all ears.

I thought this was Kirsten Stewart and she just upped her hair game once again.

" And Kourtney is pregnant with French Montana's baby, 'cause why not try to include all three of the eldest Kardashians in this fabricated pregnancy pact. Cool. "

So he can't tell US-born children apart from undocumented child immigrants?

I call mine a "pibble."

Who looks just like my girl? You do! That's who! : scritch scritch :

Ha! I know the lady who owns that dog and runs the sanctuary. Not her biggest fan, but that dog is pretty awesome.

Pit bulls and piglets, my two favorite things!! Shitty weather be damned, I got cuteness tickling my brain!!

I need a wee little pig. I will name him Harry Trotter and give him all the hugs.

ugh someone call 911! I think I'm having a heart attack! My heart strings are being pulled to their limit!!