My first thought immediately. I used to teach lessons and no way in hell was anyone ever getting on a horse in one of my classes without a helmet.

I know it’s not as common in Western riding, but I really wish they were wearing helmets. The kid in particular. Both for safety and to set an example, given the obscene reach of KK’s influence.

Remember when we thought that 2019 was bad, and said that 202 couldn’t possibly be worse?

I had to have an orphaned raccoon kit euthanized this week. Mom didn’t come back after two nights and all the rehab places are closed, so there was really no choice, but it was very sad. There was no way I could have raised it myself, aside from it being illegal.

His work in Best in Show is *chef’s kiss*

Surprised this article didn’t mention the École Polytechnique massacre in Montreal, Canada’s second deadliest mass shooting, which was explicitly anti-feminist. It always bothered me that Michael Moore pretended that that never happened when he examined Canada favourably in Bowling for Columbine.

Princess Michael of Kent will be wearing a brooch depicting a jar of mayonnaise. 

How did they een find that picture of Burton? Looks like Bill Murry doing a sad Mr Rogers sketch on SNL.

You are my people. Now, THIS was tawdry gossip (read all the graphics - it's bonkers!)

You’re my people.

Liz.  I’m dead now. 

I am stealing the last line you wrote for the future. Any future.

You earned a kiss from a REAL STAR!

I have been dreading this, but the time has come. I have an admission.

This. Perhaps they imagined they’d still be taking private jets everywhere, but without public scrutiny. It used to be said of Conrad Black and Barbara Amiel (remember them?) that they were millionaires who lived as if they were billionaires. I would imagine stepping down from the Firm will be something like that. 

This last sentence is poetry. 

Every time I read a Pissing Contest I encounter more tales of people whom I cannot believe aren’t dissolving in quicklime in a pit somewhere.

$5 is bad, but stealing a person’s jeans is beyond the pale.

We no longer allow houseguests because all of them have stayed far longer than is tolerable. But for the kicker it had to be the girl who with her kid moved in till she found a place. So among other things I kept finding the same  saucepan in the sink every single day which I thought was weird . Turns out she was umm…

I had a very funny, endearing, disgusting friend who I had kicked out for not paying the electricity bill, and screwing my brother. We reconciled and she would stay at my new apartment in the city when my older, genteel boyfriend let me know that we were both bums and to get it together. I finally stopped talking to…