I like your Vegas wedding. I am totally baffled by the people who go to Vegas and try to class it up. If you are getting married in Vegas and Elvis isn't involved, what's the point?

we did!! we found a wedding venue that did a variety of cuisines and would be open to an indian catering partner. so we had stations of modern-indian, jamaican, italian, mediterranean, american, and german/polish mix (which is a kind of a weird mix but the german menu was like ALL pork and that was the one religious…

lol thanks, we get the "your babies are going to be BEAUTIFUL!!" line a lot :) as long as they have his wonderful heart, it'll be all good.

Sorry, that was in reference to a non-Baptist wedding. Just to point out that booze doesn't always equal better. Luckily I have never been to a wedding where there is hymn singing involved. Oof.

Don't forget the large alcoholic beverages served in coconut shells.

I just went to an Indian wedding (first one)! It was really, really fun. So pretty. Nothing "basic" about an Indian wedding.

lol sorry, my friends say *our* wedding was the best! (just kidding, I just take it as the compliment it is intended to be.)

I must have missed your comment.

The Baptist Family Wedding: grocery store sandwich trays for a 45 minute long reception, after which everyone finds their way to the house with the afterparty for the young folks.

You forgot the "Getting Married Over 40 So I Don't Need the Bullshit Trappings but I Want the Wedding" wedding.

The I don't see the point, we have been living together for awhile, lets get this over with to make our parents happy wedding. This was my wedding and 17 years later we are still happily (most days) married. Ten minutes at the local courthouse, hug the parents and back home all within a hour.

What about the "my boyfriend's company doesn't want to pay for his greencard so here we are at the courthouse with no witness " wedding?

How about the "Best Party I wish I had attended" wedding? That's mine. With all the glad handing and constantly losing my drinks, my groom and I were very sober and very socially exhausted by the end of it. But looked like everyone else had a hell of a time.

I would pay to attend this.

You forgot the dreaded Southern Christian Dry Wedding. It involves a lot of chugging from a flask in parking lots and awkward sipping of tea and/or non-alcoholic cider. The dance floor is a disaster of old people slow dancing and small children playing ring-around-the-rosie.

You forgot the "Family Only Wedding". Where there is only one table for non-relatives and there are still 200 people there. That is how literally every wedding in my family has been.

Better than "The Wedding You're Not Sure Why It's Happening" where the bride and groom seem to loathe each other and fight all weekend. Many happy returns, I guess?

You forgot the worst one: The Dry Wedding.

I just got invited to an Alt Wedding. It's in a factory in Gowanus, Brooklyn, right on the canal.

The "Lets Get Hella Ripped On Cheap Boxed Wine And Light A Bonfire" Wedding.