I had vertigo all weekend so I was just reeling around banging into walls. It was fun.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure I would have just given up and died. I’m an indoor kind of person.

Well, my first Kinja comment is going to have to be a rebuttal to your comment: Dallas is better than Houston. They have air in Dallas.

That is fantastic!

I actually used to watch Barney Miller with my dad. One of the few shows we could watch together, another being the Carol Burnett Show.

I think many people think you can see the Great Wall from space. it's one of those things that is accepted as being correct but really isn't, like only using 10% of your brain.

I certainly did.

Ha - I answered DD3 with Al-Gebra.

Congrats to getting out of Waffle House! I eat there, but I would never be able to work there. It's just crazy.

I didn't get anything done today. I didn't exactly feel like concentrating.

That was lovely. Thank her for me, please.

I took that statement to mean, yeah, they're going to end up living with Alba and Xiomara.

Yeah, I think I'm going to go home, take a valium and crawl under my covers for as long as possible.

Yeah, someone walked in on me this morning while I was flat-out crying and she came over and gave me a hug. Which I really appreciated.

Even though I should have my Canadian citizenship shortly, I don't think I'll be able to move there. It's going to be hard to look for a job from here.

I'm nauseated. And depressed.

I guess I'm not going to have a good birthday tomorrow. I had hoped my best gift would be the 1st woman President.

I heard fire engines for about 2 hours last night but earlier - I actually wondered if there was a problem at one of the voting places.

I couldn't bear to watch last night so I didn't find out til I got to work this morning. I've been crying off and on all morning, and I keep having waves of nausea wash over me every time I forget for a minute, then remember again.

Every time someone says batshit, I follow with "ratshit, slicker'n owl shit".