Yeah, I was saying to myself, use an explosive!

Fuck Anagrams!

I don't know - that mustache looks like it might be a little bristly.

You have no idea!

Nah, it's kind of temporary. If I had known they were selling Kindle Fires for $33, I might have tried a little harder.

Pretty face? I kept saying "man, that guy is ugly".

Son of a bitch, Disqus, you are pissing me off!

What is happening with all these double posts tonight? Disqus having a bad day?

I don't mind doing my taxes (I am a bookkeeper, after all) but I draw the line at assembling furniture. And painting houses. Yes, that's definitely where I draw the line.

Tooken is not original to Tina Fey's daughter. I've said it myself, without meaning to.

He IS fun!

Upvoted for wheezing laughter.

I kind of agree with you.

Is that a direct quote??

Agreed.

Just added, thanks.

I am sooooooo tired of this!

I don't like it either. I get too embarrassed for everyone involved.

I've told this before, but I saw this movie in the theater with a bunch of boys from a summer camp and when Catherina Zeta-Jones came on the screen in all her glory, all the boys suddenly burst into a round of spontaneous applause - I just had to laugh.

I've told this before, but I saw this movie in the theater with a bunch of boys from a summer camp and when Catherina Zeta-Jones came on the screen in all her glory, all the boys suddenly burst into a round of spontaneous applause - I just had to laugh.