Jon Hamm is the patron saint of mid-30s unemployed male alcoholics sleeping on friend’s couches everywhere: eventually, if you have a massive dick, everything will be fine.

Thanks for sharing; I had the same feeling as you. Kara, I love your writing so much and respect your opinions on the daily, but I would ask you to reconsider on this. I watched this commercial today and burst into tears (admittedly, while feeling very loopy from a hangover). I am a feminist woman and POC who works as…

Whatever, maybe I’m a sucker but I actually liked the ad. Life is complicated but some things aren’t - if you’ve worked with someone to build something and had a positive experience, why wouldn’t you sit down and socialise with them. Engaging with each other more and straying from our self-imposed “camps” is what we…

Jesus Christ, get off your high horse. This is not the same as the Pepsi ad (for one thing, where’s the supermodel or notion that a carbonated beverage can soothe the savagery of the riot police) though I’m sure saying so gives you a bit of smug satisfaction. It’s a beer ad, yes, but at least it’s a beer ad that is…

“You can’t sit with us!”

There have always been these four books, epic and massive books, that I was too afraid to read but really wanted to. Moby Dick, War and Peace, Don Quixote, and The Count of Monte Christi. Over the past year, I read three of the four and started the last one on Wednesday. I know this isn’t a big deal, but it is big for…

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

Some of my former student will say they suffered their worst prank at my hands. A few years ago I convinced my 4th grade science class that because of a very rare alignment of Venus, Earth, Mars and the Sun the gravity on Earth would be affected for 6/10 of a second and that if they jumped at the exact right moment,…

This will never show up. because I’m gray, but it is the shittiest prank anyone has ever pulled, IMO. Partly because it happened not on April Fool’s day, but on my birthday.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I’m childless, partnerless, have Netflix and Sling and a memory foam bed. Where else would I want to be?!!

Yesterday I came home from work so exhausted. Kids gets in from the bus stop and I say “FYI, everything on the evening scheduled will be moved up one and a half hours early today. We will be in bed having quiet time by 7. If you disturb me, there will be a loss of privileges.”

This is where I plug the perfection that is The Good Place. It is all on Hulu. It should be watched!

I recently went to see her speak during her book tour and someone asked her what nail polish she used, because they loved the sheer pink. She replied, “Oh...those are just my nails. No polish.” That’s wealth.

thats the master negotiator, thats the deal maker, thats the businessman at work.

I can’t believe Getting an A was a 14 seed. You know what kind of people read Jez? Nerds. We didn’t just love getting A’s, we LIVED FOR IT.

I’m predicting the showdown being between Going to Bed Early and Everything is Free, because those are literally the two stages of life

I have a situation that I could use some insight/advice on.

Hello Mighty Jezzies,

Happy Saturday folks! Hope everyone is having a lovely weekend. Tonight I’m trying Smirnoff’s go at cider and it turns out to be lovely.