Currently a messy side braid. I wish it looked cuter than I fear it actually does.

Congratulations!!!

Congratulations!!!

Alright, here’s a fun game we can play for all my fellow literati out there:

Hi Jezzies, how’s everyone tonight?

I am strongly in favor of retiring in Florida among parrotheads. I’ve liked JB since college and I like Florida ànd I’m tired of cold, dark winters.

Happy Saturday! Chillin with my pup and #1 dude after taking care of wedding business today. Got a new job last week and will be moving out of state in two weeks. I’ve hit the level of stress where I just don’t give a shit. On the bright side we will get to settle down somewhere finally. Anyone have any advice on…

hi everyone! i picked up my cap and gown and hood this week and i’m SO EXCITED. perhaps too early, but i’m a nerd and i’m so fucking excited. the end is in sight. 3 years later and this masters is almost done.

I wish Obama would just come over to Washington state and open a marijuana store and toke all day, every day. He tried, let Trump and Paul Ryan go down in flames together.

Well, since this is a hotly contested issue in many parts of the country, and she might be in a better position to sway people who on the fence about it, I’d imagine a lot of people who care about women having access to reproductive rights give a shit about this.

“To me, Witherspoon seems like a generally positive, friendly woman whose meanness definitely exists, but is careful to never expose itself beyond the safety of a dinner table with close friends, or anywhere there’s free-flowing champagne and zero cameras...”

I posted last week about making snow globe cupcakes for a coworker’s birthday - here’s how it turned out. If I’d had more time I would have made the army guy out of chocolate.

I skipped last week I’m sorry!

I wonder why I didn’t see it there, before...

my wife is making: batter fried chicken wings two ways (korean spice and maple glaze bbq), mini pigs in a blanket (blankets are mini as well), homemade fries, ‘ringed shrimp,’ mini ham salad sandwiches, bbq pork nachos, franco-canadian-iberian tourtière empanadas, be-bouled spinach and artichoke dip, deviled eggs,…

Mini tater tots topped with pineapple-habanero-barbecue pulled pork and aged cheddar. Virgin margaritas for me and craft beer for Beau.

I work in an office and can say that the cute outfits thing gets old after a month and then everything becomes about remaining sane and not engaging with office politics

Seattle Meetup! One day really soon when we can get together! (never happens but we mean well)

Seattle for the win. Nordstrom, Costco, Starbucks, Boeing, Amazon, Microsoft, Expedia, these are the big ass companies that are/need to tell cheeto boy to shut the fuck up.

Protests are the new brunch