It was obviously Taylor Swift and her squad.

This goes to show just how screwed up our health care/insurance system is in the U.S.

A++ Kitchenette callback, RIP Kitchenette. *pours out bottle of ranch*

As of today, I am two months clean and sober!

I read ‘pretty’. I’m sure you are too.

I don’t post on here very often and have never really understood how it works, but I know all the comments on here have educated me and made me laugh over the years. I’m hoping for a little personal reassurance now.

Teachers and occupational therapists: I had my daughter evaluated for OT and she didn’t qualify for any services, but 2 weeks into Kindergarten homework it has become clear to me that her hand gets very fatigued writing letters. (She becomes very crabby the longer we work, and by the end of the assignment, the…

I bought a used laptop from a friend who, ironically, works in security. Cyber kind. He told me he’d cleaned it out. I imagined he’d restored to factory default, as that would be safer and he was a security expert, right?

since this is a pissing contest after all I’m going to one-up you.*

“I took a bath, I shaved my legs, I washed every nook and cranny. So you can fuck me anywhere, even in the fanny. Love, Annie.” - letter my mother in law wrote to my father in law, as forever burned into the memory of my then 10-year old husband who discovered it. And later mine.

Had a similar situation going back to my car from a bar once... saw a guy standing there next to my car, then saw a woman pop up... He walked away and coolly said to me, “don’t worry, we didn’t get nothing on your car.”

There are two kinds of people in the world...

One time I got this series of texts from my dad:

Once, while visiting an elderly neighbor, she asked me to get her reading glasses from the middle desk drawer. They were there, alongside a clear quart-sized ziploc bag filled (FULLY FILLED) with teeth.

OMG YES!!! Two of my favorite things in one package - Britney and Lifetime!!! So here for this. Also Crossroads is such a great, terrible movie. Probably should go home and watch that tonight.

A Lifetime movie about Britney Spears?

This makes me want to lala.

They’re cute and complicated

“They’re homely, they’re simple, and they’re about to reproduce!”

I get tired of being around people and I need time to myself. It gets draining to have to be a person with other people.