I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m like a simile on the streets, but a metaphor in the sheets.
MrsCuriouser
mrscuriouser
“....the woman’s entire jib was......”
Or when missionary won as best sex position. Fuck that shit, sideways of course.
I must say, she looks remarkably fresh-faced for having just given birth. I was wrecked after my kids’ births and I wasn’t even the one who went through labor; I was the father.
aww He’s cute and Ivanka looks amazing. Congrats to them.
Oh my God, this show! I just have to hear that ‘Californiiiaaaaaaaa’ and once again I’m a hormonal teenager who’s obsessed with Ryan Atwood and his amazing hair / array of white vests. Current me would definitely choose Seth though, if only for Chrismukkah. And a super hot father-in-law.
Omg the CW website is truly horrible. I totally watched The O.C. on it like 5 years ago. Also, Gilmore Girls.
At first I was a bit annoyed by this voting process being so confusing, but then I realized, what is more inevitably and disgustingly American than voting for shit we do not understand/feel like taking the time to understand?
YOGALATES
Fuckin’ Oliver.
By Peter Gallagher’s mighty eyebrows, Christmukkah has come early!
if it isnt pretty wild v. nancy jo sales in the final i dont want to live on this earth anymore
My husband and I would hardly ever argue if one of us was dead.
“She said I was wearing six-inch Louboutins to court with my tweed outfit! I was wearing little brown kitten heels, fucking bitch!”
The afternoon I lost binge watching this entire show was one of the greatest experiences of my life. And so it is.
btw Alexis has (i think) 5 years sober and is a drug and alcohol counselor and expecting her second baby. i’m v. v. proud of her (although she still doesnt really admit her part in the bling ring but im guessing thats for legal reasons)