OH AND. I totally forgot, new hair color. Hot purple roots were a mistake, but the rest is pretty good!

Well, my friends, I have some news.

I peed on a stick this week and it came out positive. I’m so excited. My husband and I have been trying for a few months but thanks to the stress of my mom wandering and getting lost for 5 hours at a time, it hasn’t worked. Until now.

Burning Question:

OK, I’ve been waiting all day for Jezebel to recognize that March 15th is only important because it’s Notorious RBG’s Birthday! Why oh why, do we get posts about The Bachelor, Kim K., and Mama June, but nothing about RBG?

I don’t think I would have ever actually had a baby if it wasn’t for a lapse in judgment while I was between health insurance plans and thus BC. FWIW, I only ever had very fleeting “baby fever” and was typically after seeing adorable baby Christmas or Easter outfits.

Right before I got married I had baby fever SO BAD and I think it was mostly attributed to the fact that I knew babies weren’t in my plans for the first few years of our marriage (while I finished up my degree and we got some other stuff together.) Right after our wedding we had an unplanned pregnancy and wow, I…

I’ll go buy you a pregnancy test (if by chance you live near me).

I think she’s hurting the cause by coming on too strong, too early in most of these examples.

Dear fellow Americans,

We changed our half bath into a full bath. The first time my husband called the master bath, “your bathroom,” it came as a surprise, but I got used to it quickly.

I think the whole World is thinking..... Is this really the BEST we have???

Yeah, I really do think.

Kimmy Gibler would NOT be watching Fuller House. She’d either be watching something as strange as Tim or Eric or binging on house-fixing and makeover shows on HGTV in a state of near-narcotic euphoria as she fantasized how she, too, could get on the teevee!!!!

I watched it. All of it. At first I was like, this is horrible but something about it kept me watch and next thing I know I’m on episode 9 like “well, I’ve come this far.” and just finished it. It was bad. But so bad it was good. I enjoyed it. I can’t tell you why, but I did. And I am really hoping for a gay character…

With her incredibly pale complexion she really needs to stop wearing such pale colors (I think it was at the Golden Globes that she wore a nude-colored gown too). She keeps looking like a ghostly apparition, as if someone was murdered at the awards ceremonies and can’t find enough peace to cross over to the other side.

That is Nanny Carrie. She will always be Nanny Carrie.

Or the older sister of the one who likes menswear?

I read the AV Club’s yesterday. Can we talk about the fact that Stephanie is a DJ NAMED DJ TANNER???

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