I honestly read that as sitting at brunch with no pants on and was all YOU MUST POST THE ADDRESS OF THIS RESTAURANT.

I have never done what you described but now that I know it exists... you just had my ideal Saturday!

He's still got it

I just watched this absolutely delightful couple on Property Brothers who wanted so many over the top things (pool, landscaped backyard, enormous house for entertaining) with this little budget but rather than eyeball, I was happy for them when they got what they wanted.

You can finish it up with just a full day of chilling out by the lake. :P Tap class is awesome. Super cardio and for the first time in my near 34 years - I am the star pupil in a dance class. I really wish I'd started this when I was a kid. I might actually have been good at something.

Ideal Saturday? I’m out camping with the family. Sleep in. Drink tea. Lazy breakfast. Pack some sandwiches. Go for a hike. Do some biking. Campfire dinner. Wine and s’mores and music under the stars.

omg I am so sad there is not a liveblog of the debate right now, bc Carson literally just said his pre-debate ritual is to take pieces of paper with advice given to him by others, and then light those papers on fire.

You are super skinny and if you are dieting to stay that way it is verging on disordered eating or dysmorphia. I am 5'7". And everyone carries weight differently but when I was 120, I was too too skinny. At the time I thought I was fine, and it was all metabolism, but looking back, it was makes sense that people…

I got me some Girl Scout Cookies. Two boxes of Tag-A-longs and three Thin Mints. I always get an extra box for my Dad. After my stash is gone I am giving up sugar. I read an article that said how much sugar you can eat a day. I’ve been eating like 4 times what I should. Yes, I gave up soda, juice and fast food but if…

Thank you! :) Yeah, 29 hours - yikes. I’m assuming it’ll be somewhere in that ballpark, since the cervadil section alone will be a 15 hour process, but would definitely be thrilled if it was shorter. Worst I’ve heard so far was 5 days. *shudders*

Oh why not. Before and after. I liked the long hair but feel more myself with it short. She left it a bit longer so it could pick up some curl if I want it to!

Do you think you’d be challenged at a different company but same industry, or a different line of work altogether?

That’s interesting. I weigh 125 and I’m an inch shorter than you and I constantly have people telling me I’m too skinny, or I’m the smallest person they’ve ever met. When I was down to 120 due to health issues, I thought I looked unattractively skinny.

Hey Jezzies! I’m going to be in the greys tonight, sadly (because I got logged out of my old burner and didn’t ever write down the key) but anyway, I’m having labor induced tomorrow! Woo! End of pregnancy in sight! Anyway, I’d love to hear from any other Jezzies who have gone through the inducing process before, any…

My husband went out for brunch and is still not back (it is 8pm my time). He keeps drunk texting me, and I’m kind of annoyed, so I’m getting stoned and plan to live tweet the GOP debate. Also, I woke up at 5pm and had a milkshake for lunch/dinner, so I think I’m overall living my best life.

Having grown up around a lot of recovering alcoholics who also had other addictions to give up, YOU can’t really do anything.

Hell, yes, the night belongs to Jeff Goldblum! I will take that silver fox, original sexy nerd any night.

So I got a text from an unknown (to me) 917-area code number at 5.40AM today. “Catastrophic attempt at a colonoscopy yesterday. Will email details.”

Took the plunge and cut off all my hairs today! Went from long blonde curls to a reddish/chestnut brown pixie and I AM THE CUTEST. I’ve had super short hair before, but I was second guessing myself now that I’m heavier and have a rounder face. Well no more of that. I’m so excited to see my customers’ reactions on…

You guys! My kitten came home! I love him desperately already. I opened my facebook and the first thing I saw was an essay by a blogger I followed who had to put her dog down. So now my heart is already broken. I actually don’t really like cats and I LOVE dogs, so I thought if I had a cat I wouldn’t get that attached.…