Way, way, back in the wayback I had an idea that my fiancee and I (not this one) would live in neighboring apartments. When and if we had kids, we would move into one apartment and leave the kids in the other (with a nanny, of course). I was really an asshole.

So, I have long grey curly hair and, at one point, I had a dog who was also going grey and had a curly coat. I was walking her one day by the local HS and one kid turned around to look at us, then said: OMG, that lady dyed her hair to match her dog.

fuck rand

The enemy of my enemy is my friend frenemy.

I feel like this is a MFK situation. Marry Drew, bone Jonathan, and kill any chance of having a normal Thanksgiving because I've gotten jiggy with both of the twins.

If we are casting SOLELY on looks, then Liza Minelli is the only possible actor who could play him (that I can think of, I am open to other suggestions.). Plus she can sing, and she knew him. I mean hell’s bells if we are doing race blind casting, lets go all out. Iman maybe?

Let’s make this movie the clusterfuck it is destined to be. Joseph as Michael Jackson, Angela as Elizabeth Taylor and Fat Joe as Marlon Brando. I’m just riffing here but there’s so much potential to make this movie even more of a hot flaming mess.

I would love to build more villages like this one, and maybe throw in a school and a playground to make a complete community for refugee families.

And honestly maybe the whole thing is a virgin suicide situation. Frenchie definitely ended things with a hair dryer in a bath tub after she failed out of beauty school. I mean that song is for sure her dying. Rizzo probably really was pregnant but didn’t have any access to a safe abortion option and died trying to…

Hmmm I was just thinking of Bobby’s comment. I think now that Grease is just a modern retelling of Romeo and Juliet. They’re from two different worlds and can never be together. So at the end, I think they kill themselves off screen. And the whole carnival is just those final few seconds of a fever dream they have as…

This question is partly inspired by the Transparent fam, but are many American families these days in each other’s daily lives like this, as adults? My parents and siblings live all over the country, so I get kinda jealous. I want my mom within angry-driving distance of my bad choices, too!

On Hot 97 this morning (yes! I listen to the radio!) they played a tape of Amber a few years ago saying she never did ass stuff and kept her fingers out of there.

This sounds like the best kind of Netflix and chillin! I once listened to a podcast where one of the hosts talked about going over to a friend’s house, and the friend asked them if they would like to change into a pair of soft pants. The friend had a collection of soft pants just for guests to wear whenever they came…

If this ruins his presidential campaign i’ll be furious

i read name of that VINA, and i thought its about wine finder. Well wine can be a friend too, right?

I totally get your statement and there is A LOT of discussion about Sayed’s likability to the point where he gets angry at the narrator for saying that she believes him because he is such a nice guy. He wants to be believed because there is no evidence.

Rubio: “We’re not Sweden”.

I love this Angelina+Jack Black friendship more than life itself.

The 2 bolted into Rob’s wing and locked the door