That shorts suit looks ridiculous as all shorts suits do* but she looks like she’s having the best time ever so whatever. 🤷🏾♀️
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Don’t dis Mary Kay. I knew more than one AKA who sold so much she ended up with one of those pink Cadillacs.
I’m still wishing all the other world leaders had switched into French and literally cut her out of the conversation.
Watched this last night, and their weird sex helmet scene makes a lot of sense when you think all they eat is Taco Bell I ain't sexing anyone after Taco Bell.
Us too, pal, us too.
The app economy is only reinforcing my belief that we should wall off Silicon Valley Escape From New York-style.
Like Jesus!
I saw that exchange live. Joe Biden actually had a quick counter-punch, but the media keeps cutting that out of the replay clips.
“Mayo” Pete. Now my co-workers think I’m crazy for laughing so loud. You got all my stars.
Bernie couldn’t do shit. Stop. The only thing that old fuck does is yell
Oh no, honey. This was worse than Goop. I half expected her ass to pull out a fistful of crystals and say that the only way to heal America is by re-aligning the chakras of every man, woman and child in the country. She is like a dozen tics beyond Goop.
The question wasn’t even the “first thing you’d do”, it was the “only thing you get to do”. Our next president will spend 4 years shit-talking some Kiwis, and who doesn’t want that?
I only want her to win so Kristen Wiig can be on SNL again
Cue post-credits stinger of a banana bunch bursting out of the freezer and gripping the edge of the fridge like a claw.
Retta would END his high-heeled-boot-wearin ass.
If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.
I’m doing a dark, gritty reboot of The Facts of Life. Natalie’s pissed and carries a bowie knife and isn’t afraid to use it.
They should have gender-swapped it. Charlene’s Mangels.
