mrsckugs
mrsckugs
mrsckugs
May 23
35

Still man, he had to watch his girlfriend die while in cuffs and spent the last two months grieving and looking at a long ass time in prison. Just dropping he charges should not be enough.

May 11
13

Is this Israel life? Is this just prawntasy?
Caught up and pan-fried, or a baked specialty
Served up with fries, look up through the tides and see
I’m the last poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I’m easy come, easy go, little Y chromosome
Any way the water flows doesn’t really matter to breed, to breed Read more

Apr 2
2

I can’t stop laughing at your random thoughts of concern over this. I forgot he dated/was married to the Kwanzaa cake lady

Apr 2
4

Look, for the last time, those aren’t nipple piercings or rings or tape or whatever. They’re tiny Eraserhead fetuses suckling at his teats, hanging on for dear life while having a nightmare narrated by Werner Herzog.

Apr 2
12

This debate has ROILED my friend groups. I can’t tell anymore if thinking about Andrew Cuomo’s potential nipple piercings is making me more or less sane (I think it’s helping?) but I can’t stop thinking about it. What did Semi Homemade Sandra Lee think of his piercings? Did they break up because of them, is this a Read more

Apr 2
21

I just wanna know from Chris: In this vision, were your brother’s nipples pierced?

Mar 21
4

Okag, Meg’s friend is fine AH...but was anyone else worried about her falling off the countertop? lol

Mar 19
3

Costco and BJ’s have some decent sliced cheeses, Muenster etc.. I’m thinking of mixing a couple of slices between some (very) thin slices of crusty bread. Add a ham slice and waffle croque monsieur. Read more

Mar 18
27

You started with “camping is great” then proceeded to write something that could pass as fan fiction for the first season of The Terror.

Mar 5
8

This was an amazing piece with so many highs and lows. I almost thought you weren’t going to share the recipe but now we can all honour Mary Ann. Thank you for the morning heartache.

Mar 3
1

I switched to Zero ages ago because nobody should drink all that sugar — after I got sober, Cherry Coke Zero became my vice. Now, I can’t stomach the taste of the real thing. Unless it comes out of a soda fountain, with chewy pellet ice and a straw. God, I love that shit.

Mar 3
3

Since we’re on the topic of Blade Runner: I saw the director’s cut is on Netflix, and I’m trying to figure out how old my son should be before I force him to watch it. I make exceptionally bad decisions when it comes to this sort of thing, like when I made my then-10 year old watch Kingsmen with me while I kept Read more

Feb 20
1

We have 2 in Omaha Nebraska currently.  These are the best.

Feb 18
3

This took an oddly sexual tone while I was reading it.