For anyone who wants to leave her an encouraging message, her blog is called Functional Human Being. As a fellow North Carolinian, she gives me such hope for the future of NC!

Wow. It's like Lisa Simpson has come to life and is speaking to the dunderheads of Springfield. You go Madison!!

"These bitches are basic." -La Divine Comtesse

sometimes it takes a child to raise a village.

Have you met my son, Serpent's Tooth McCynic?

I am so sad this happened, but this girl is awesome for making a scene and standing up for herself. I'm twice her age, and I'm not positive I could assert myself like that in such a creepy situation.

Oh my gosh can I name the kid I'm not having Blood Moon? Is that weird or awesome?

My personal favorite is The Artist Formerly Known as Mousecop.

X-WING @ALICIOUSNESS

HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY.

East West College Bowl Line-Up is still one of the funniest skits ever! EVER!

That screenshot of Tiana crying, all dressed up for school with her beautiful crisp pink bow, is just so heartbreaking. It just feels awful to watch a girl that young already being told that how she looks isn't good enough.

Exactly.

Runners-up receive Drunk British Knights.

This was neat, but I would still like to see a show about this girl's Puppy-Brother.

I'm actually incredibly heartbroken right now. I grew up in Waco and left for New York at 18. My mom still lives there. My best friends live all over Texas. Women. Men who have women they love. Women and men I've known from childhood.

I fought a war so these kids could fuck like rabbits. And how do they thank me? With chastity. Fucking chastity. And they're not even fucking Chastity!

Seriously. I could not believe that even after paying those insane $$$ for a house in the district, the parents are basically pariahs unless they pay the "donation." There are also set hours of volunteering each parent is expected to contribute, plus "outside fundraising" with goals of $2500-$3000 per year. And…

Gaby Hoffman is cool. 200 cigarettes! Yes Yes Yes!

Fantastic App and all, but it saves data in an entirely insecure way. So there's that to consider. Still love it :) I just don't save anything terribly sensitive in it.