A powerbottom doesn’t have to boss the top around to get what he wants.

There has always been a build-them-up-to-watch-them-fall-thing with celebrities.

He must have a little stashed away...oh, there it is, up his nose...

He was cute then, but if you’re a jerk with no personality, here we are...

Amen. And I’ll pop up the third seat in the wagon.

You think he’s a top? I took him for a bossy bottom.

I wouldn’t trust the “Senate Finance Committee” with my change purse, but I trust my gays with Dr. Choate for a day-long boozey picnic at the beach. Not that I’d mind, but men hardly ever pick up on a woman’s turn-ons.

The Episcopalian grandkids call me nanna, the Unitarians call me grandma, and the kids of the one son who didn’t marry a shiksa call me bubbe. I wasn’t a “grey lady” when Gawker was still kicking. Oy, what can you do?

I was a nurse for a long time. Better to choose the smart one with the smaller dick than the moron with the big one who sticks it where it doesn’t belong, and trust me, they stick it in weirder places than a dumbbell.

Oy

“Hold my protein shake, watch this!”

Honest men are so sexy!

Noel seemed a bit nervous in the first episode, but he hit is stride before it was over and the chemistry improved. There were many very funny lines, especially in the innuendo category, that felt less corny than the ones in the more twee BBC version. The bakers were incredible and I can’t remember seeing so much…

Her shoes make my back hurt.

I wish you had been my high school math teacher.

His ass makes me wanna write all my checks.

Love Burt’s peppermint lip balm, which is pretty much the extent of my makeup regime. Just don’t accidentally get it in your eyes like I did a few times. It burns.

Exactly. “Think of all the money we will save by just killing suspects and bystanders!”

Believing you can’t get pregnant because a witch told you so is something only a man would come up when writing a woman’s character.

I’d fight Brienne to make babies with Tormund. If only...