Tormond makes me tingle all over. When he said to The Hound, “Gingers are beautiful. We are touched by fire,” I almost spilled my drink. He gives me gingivitis and I love it.

My mother in law was an ice dragon. Fuck with them at your own peril.

He makes me wanna write all my checks, and not just because I’m a tall woman.

I think she’s a size queen and she has a feeling Jorah isn’t packing enough heat.

In the 70's, I would have gone home with him and the other 5 women.

I always found it’s more difficult to get seamen out of my apartment.

Exactly. I seem to recall a “friend” he invented from thin air who had been to France, told him how over/destroyed/invaded it was, and that critique by an imaginary friend was the basis for his foreign policy position with our oldest ally.

Mathers is hardly a rarity when it comes to mean-spirited narcissists in today’s society. This incident has made me even more wary and uncomfortable changing in gym lorckerrooms. It hurts even more that it was a woman doing this to another woman.

She did train with the American Red Cross to become a Mass Disaster Shelter Supervisor and ran two trauma shelters in Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina. Heartless and incapable people don’t usually pursue jobs where they deal with poor and homeless people in the aftermath of a crisis. I don’t think that makes her…

Leslie Jordan will have to butch it up a little to play Jeff Sessions.

Nice! I wonder how many dicks I will be able to see within my free trial I just signed up for...

I always thought that as I got older it would take more and more to get me all hot and bothered. Thanks to Jon Hamm’s penis, I was wrong.

Celebrities running for office make me nervous. They tend to win because they are more entertaining than politicians, and with few exceptions, are incapable of transcending entertainment for governance.

Every comedy starring Hugh Grant that isn’t Love Actually.

Well, my first guess was going to be a life of great sex, but if that was all it took, I’d look like Gisele Bündchen.

Nope. Even though he’s an adult, he reminds me of that one kid who my sons would invite for a sleepover in junior high and by 9PM would be crying and asking me to take him home.

I hope the women in that picture got permission from their husbands to be there. Was Pence’s wife there? I hope he had a chaperone if she couldn’t make it.

I’m so glad we moved on from this in the 1960's to Sandra Lee’s semi-homemade booze fests. Thankfully, I’ve always had lots of gay men friends who loved to come over and cook real food while I made the drinks.

She looks younger than she did in 1993 when I saw her in Shadowlands. I guess I should have become a farmer.

Unless they bring Edward Meachum back from the dead, I don’t know how excited I can get for Season 5.