Is this just for corporate employees or their chronically mistreated warehouse workers too?

Very true. The fifties are prime cougar years. “Fuck it fifties” indeed.

My grandkids dressed me up as “Pumpkin Spice Ariana Venti.” I still don’t fully understand the pop cultural references.

You’re never too old to be called a bitch. Sadly, I’ve lived long enough to know that firsthand.

It’s tea time, darling. I’ll be mother.

I didn’t even look in my phone contacts and I could come up with a room full of them right off the top of my head.

I don’t have any, but isn’t it more fun to have someone suck them for you? If you need to, you can take a picture of that.

Hope and Change.

His family coached him into a lucrative life of victimhood. It was well executed and an intelligent plan that played on fear. There is legitimate Islamaphobia going on, but sending your kid to school with something any rational person would realize is supposed to provoke a negative reaction makes it harder for those…

Buying looted antiquities like these funds ISIS. But if it’s for a bible museum, Jesus is cool with it.

I’m glad my grandson taught me that SXSW isn’t an abbreviation for “Sex Show.”

These people need to get outside and get some fresh air once in a while. Or lose their virginity. Something!

I still have the first one. My kids gave it to me for Christmas and pointed to my giant wall of records I had assembled over the decades and said every song could fit in it. Never looked back when it came to tech. I find that old people who reject these types of things are grumpy and boring.

Anything that hideous probably wouldn’t burn up upon re-entry.

Something else fallen from the sky for those teenagers hunting for birds to find in the jungle.

Exactly...As in “What the one thousand one hundred and ninetieth fuck” are we gonna do about it?

They didn’t cancel the game?

During their preparation to humiliate her, they seem to have forgotten that Hillary Clinton has had decades of debate and oratory experience. Bad manners, arrogance, and condescension look impotent in the face of intellect, poise, and articulation no matter how much you think you are right. They love to accuse her of…

I can already not watch PewDiePie for free.

There were a lot of close calls along the way and it was always loads of fun.