I used to eat the tuna, potato and grated veggie fingers that I had pre made my youngest and frozen.. Non organic veggies, tuna out of a tin and grated processed cheese... They also survived the horror and trauma of that supposed nutritional minefield unscathed...My god, they were tasty! :)

I can imagine the “Yeah....I’d love to stop and chat but, you are a backstabbing and lying bitch, so I’m just going to keep on moving”.... that has gone down in history in the small circle that I roll with.... Yes, Ms M was thrust up to hero status that day...

I have no morals or loyalty as far as pay TV goes. You get charged an absolute mint for it. Over here in AUS, the Foxtel server couldn’t cope with the demand for the first night of season 7 and it crashed. So, damn it all!

A mate of my sons collected Nazi memorabilia. His parents nor any of his friends knew until the police turned up and wanted to have a sit down and a chat. He had been red flagged by Australia Post and the AFP. As, you can imagine, my son isn’t allowed to hang out with him any longer.

Shit...I’m glad to hear that you are seeing a new Dr next month. That kind of ignorant and arrogant interaction isn’t helpful, when you are trying to maintain physical and mental health.

Sadly, it should be as easy as him saying “I’m off to play golf”. A decent human being with a soul and a conscience would be screaming it from the roof tops and tweeting it within minutes.

“Get over it” is a cruel, flippant and dangerous suggestion. My beautiful girlfriend Miss S has the best response to this “Would you tell a diabetic to just get over it?”... Couldn’t be truer.

Agree. How many times are woman slapped or patted on the arse at work and it’s either brushed off or they don’t complain out of fear of called a liar or told to lighten up?

You forgot...... Aug- wife wrapped all of his golf clubs around a tree, created bonfire on the front lawn with his wardrobe, emptied bank accounts/trusts and changed the locks on house. Or is that just how the rest of us would react?

A girlfriend of mine has a saying about her ex- “Being a prick is easy- being a cunt like him, takes true commitment and effort”. Obviously, the ‘chicken playing’ jogger gets ups early, reads the “how to be a cunt” posters hung throughout his house and then throws himself out amongst us lucky folk to spread his…

Give the man a pat on the back, a whiskey and a cigar for his stellar effort! He should be running the country with that level of dedication and enthusiasm.

I’d have one of those timber Pilates machines. I would build a custom room for it and even have an en suite, just for this room... Oh, I would live the dream... :)

I don’t think that Spice had the nouse to crush up tablets. The poor bugger couldn’t even put a badge on the right way!

Do you think that Kushner is still baffled as to why Trump high fives him regularly? I don’t think that Kushner would be up to date with Trump’s version of “manly men’s locker room” etiquette.

I’ve been watching this since inauguration.

I wonder if there is a staffer whose job it is to crush up anti psychotics and sprinkle them over his ice cream, discreetly. It’s time to sack that unreliable and inconsistent knob and replace them with someone who is a little more heavy handed and takes more pride in their job.

My 19 year old tried to explain it once, he even started drawing diagrams and simple graphs for me. In my 42 years I have been able to learn how to fly a damn Cessna, bake a pretty impressive souffle and raise non sociopathic children. but, I still have no bloody idea what a bitcoin is and how people are able to…

His first wife spoke to Marie Claire, about how calculating and emotionless he was as a husband. In theory he deserve points for his true genius but, after reading the Marie Claire article, any kudos or points should be snapped straight back off him.

I have dreams about the dyson fan during summer.....and, I’m not ashamed to admit it...

Have all of her fillers dissolved and implants removed AND then be a cashier. Then I’ll stop calling bullshit and eye rolling this...