Remember the woman who called 911 over chicken McNuggets? Let’s all take a moment to think about the gravity of that emergency......

I was always told that it was bad form to laugh at others misfortune in life.... but, anyhooo. I’ll wear whatever karma is thrown my way for chuckling, this one time...

It is. The best revenge is sometimes just picking yourself up rocking out in life. Oh, and how she does.......

My sister asked a boy out, he laughed, said no and then told her that she was ugly. He then proceeded to share the news with all of his mates and then this spread like wildfire throughout her year level. My sister was 15 at the time. She cried for weeks but, then picked herself up and carried on. This is who she is.…

He’s just a middle aged ball of drama- wrapped up in a smelly and sweaty looking tee. I’d be happy that he was officially and publicly someone else’s problem, if I was Jen.

I wear men cotton pj bottoms to bed, as they fit my shape better and the brand that I wear are softer. I also wear SKINS compression leggings that are meant for men. I’m 42 and I’m beyond giving a shit what others think or say. Comfort all the way from here on out!

My husband proposed whilst we were both sitting in our beaten up car that was parked in the driveway of our first home. (This home was wonky, had a water heater that worked 70% of the time and was missing paint) He didn’t offer a ring as he didn’t have the money for one but, he did have the beautiful words of Elton…

What? Aren’t they legit? I have just sent $12,000 plus my passport details to one.... ;)

But, the font on his business cards.....

I wonder if he also responds to those really authentic and not at all spam, “Hi, Stud, I’m a single woman in your area, in need of lurvin” type emails... By his defense and logic, I’m running with yes.... 

I think that it’s a natural response for a few to feel that if partners move on quickly, that longterm relationships has been forgotten. That they have been erased. I say a few. I do hope that my husband is happy if I die before him. He isn’t designed to be a solitary creature, he needs company and to be taken care of…

*Re gifting* it back to the initial gift giver is also a sign of disrespect. My sister in law intentionally did it to her own sister one year. Both my sister and I are masters of the passive aggressive but, even we were in awe of that *check mate* move.

He has obviously met a brilliant woman who has made him and his beautiful child feel happy. If his child is happy and able to live comfortably with such a huge change so soon, this is all that matters. I would hope that my husband would grieve longer but, sometimes life has different plans. Damn what people think.

This wonderful number full of unidentifiable vegies... We can get them from all of our local fish and chip shops and takeaway shops. It’s up there with the four and twenty as far as a national icon. 

He’ll also bring unattractive women (in Trumpledore’s eyes) over the age of 25.

The squeezy ones which always ended up on your shirt, as well as your pie? They charge you 30c AUS for those now. The good old days of using 5 or 6 per pie are over. Can you remember Chicko rolls?

My sister is a health nut and cringes at some of the shit that I gobble down with ecstatic and joyous abandon on my travels but, even she looked at that and said *What da furk?*. The only time that we are allowed to break the rules in our eating of a four and twenty is when we apply the sauce. Either you stick the…

My husband was guttered/angry/disappointed, when he read this a few days ago. They both are brilliant actors and make the show in his eyes. He asked me to google the amount that this equated to (he hasn’t mastered the google machine) and it varied from site to site. I had to listen to a devastated 48 year old tell me…

Remember when he accused Rita Ora of *banging* 20 plus guys behind his back and alluding to the fact that they partook in anal sex? Or the time that he published Kylie’s phone number? Or even when attacked his sisters (mainly Kim) on twitter? I don’t care for either her or Rob but, Rob has a serious issue with how he…

Sadly, it is a common fact that people who live with bipolar are more likely to also have addiction struggles. She deserves credit for giving a voice to those living with mental health and addiction issues. She did this with humour, beauty and honesty. Addiction never goes away nor does bipolar, it is only managed. In…