Or, a drunk white dad at a BBQ.

I feed them non organic fruit, doughnuts and red cordial. It makes them rethink asking me again. p.s. Mine ate/drank this and turned out perfectly fine! :)

I thought that I knew everything at 15. I thought that I was wise beyond my years, ready for anything and couldn’t be taken advantage of by anyone. At 42 and the mother of two teens, I realise just how young and unprepared I truly was.

This beautiful example of Bombay breeding hates children. We live by a school and she doesn’t perform her usual “check out my gorgeous belly” whenever any of them walk by. She also scatters whenever children come into our home. But, we worship her, she’s a part of our family and she’s not going anywhere. Chris is a…

A girlfriend of mine is a vegan, non drinker and refuses to use products with certain chemicals but, uses cocaine, dope and speed “recreationally”. She seriously can’t understand why we all regularly take the piss out of her for this.

Maybe....Teens hallucinating after licking frogs. Or maybe even those who have sniffed one too many black permanent markers. Other than than, I’m stumped.

I’m a 42 year old mother who on occasion has “Yeah, no’d” when I have seen a few of the outfits worn by my children’s posse of friends, on nights out. But, I have to admit that I would high five the wearer of this one, if they walked through my door on a Friday evening. :)

Agree 100%. They also remind me of the social media users who feel the need to torture us with those bullshit #lovemyfamily #proudwife #hiswifeforever #dreamhusband #homelifeisforme hashtags. They may be true for some but, for these people it is an “advertising campaign” of a fake happiness that they are trying to…

My husband calls him “fat sausage fingers”. I used to watch his bread making show until this nickname was thrown out there. Then everytime that the camera showed him kneading bread, fat sausages came to mind.

My youngest is non binary and they attend a local public school. One of their fellow students (and good friends) is in the process of transitioning and a few of the other students are openly gay and the school has made it clear that a toilet is a toilet no matter what sign is on the door. If one of these of these…

Let’s be frank and honest for a moment. A large percentage of these hypocritical bastards, their friends and sponsors are most probably tom catting on their wives. Look at past history and the amount of them who have been caught out or we have heard rumours about. Who are they tom catting with? Often it has been woman…

Maybe, she takes some friendly legal hallucinogens and takes a trip. Who knows, all of those gold fixtures, fittings and features may get her motor running. She may think that she’s in a giant treasure room. Grrrrrrrrrrrl. :)

Can I have a tiny bit of Patrick Bateman on the top with a little “raping and pillaging of a village” savage, on the sides?

My 17 year old child came home from one of those bargain shops with a cheap ceramic knock off of one of his bubble dogs. It’s bright blue and bloody fantastic!! It cost them $10AUS.. They are an art student and constantly lecturing us about the stealing of ideas etc... But, they refuse to buy into his bullshit idea of…

It is purely a fashion thing. I remember when they were a huge seller at Tiff & Co’s. All of the celebs were wearing the damn things.

The closest that my kids ever got, was when I taught them to juice up lemons and make a swell Japanese Slipper for me, once they had reached legal drinking age over here. Don’t judge but, shit......they refuse to empty the dishwasher, make their beds, pick up wet towels and eat fruit- they can at least make me a…

My shrink and I will laugh about how my mood swings could be caused either by peri menopause or just by living with my husband. She’s summed up quite regularly that it’s probably more him than my hormones. Obviously, your stepbrother suffers from the same disorder as my husband. ;)

I travel to India and Indonesia regularly and the advertising of these products can be very offensive at times. But, their advertising standards are different to ours. It won’t change anytime soon, it is cultural and deeply ingrained.

How many out of touch ad execs whose feet don’t walk on the same cement, fight the same issues or hear the same battle cries as us mere mortals. They throw it up as art and free speech.

I know a woman who is onto her fifth husband. She claims that he is her soulmate, last husband and all of the previous were arseholes. Whenever the posse get together and we’ve had a few drinks, we’ll all say the same thing “if everyone seems like an arsehole, maybe it’s you that’s the arsehole”. Looking forward the…