Lord, you poor thing.

THIS. X1000!

Maybe just more smoked sausage. Or the ubiquitous chicken!

Great. Thanks. Now I’m hungry.

This. A thousand times. Rogan is execrable. I will never get back the 2 hours I spent watching that steaming pile Green Hornet (say, there’s a car movie). Everything I’ve seen him connected with screams “I’m a dude that smokes weed and is a man-child.” That’s his schtick - more power to him, but I find it less than…

The problem is, Burt’s role is tough to fill. Charismatic, fun, very believable as a car guy. Who fills that profile these days?

We don’t buy American cars anymore. We’ve had too many issues with the ones with the ones we did have (Pontiac Sunbird, Chevy Cavelier, Eagle Vision, Geo Metro, Geo Prizm) and aside from the Prizm (which was a Toyota, I believe, in all but name) it was one frickin’ thing after another.

:wipes tear: that’s, that’s just beautiful, man.

Yes. That comment requires a therapy-level of explanation. I LOOOOOOOVE science fiction and B-movies make me happy. This was one movie I was physically angry about being suckered into seeing.

My husband is a bass player and was in a signed Christian rock band (Xalt, for the record). When we first started dating, I was kind of horrified in a naive-always-went-to-church-and-secular-music-is-the-devil kind of way that he liked Rush. He explained, very patiently, that he was a musician who was Christian, but a…

OMG, Undercover!!! We had them play at our church when I was in youth group there. Their punk-ish aesthetic kind of wigged out some of our senior leadership but our youth pastor was adamant about having them.

Actually, it was the custom-cut, hand cured, farm-to-table bacon made by two ladies who bought a farm together after giving up their venture capital jobs to get back to the land. They raise heritage breed pigs, and use the Amish slaughterhouse up the road and only the finest Bonaire sea salt to cure their meats. It’s…

I’m sorry about that. I truly am. However, it’s a genetic malfuction and we simply can’t help it. It’s instinct.

Represent, brother.

LOL, completely fair. Dogs downshift into primal mode pretty easy and getting dragged around every 5 seconds isn’t fun. :D

I knew it!! I think the charity that helps those cats also does spay/neuter/release when they can, from what I’ve heard.

“cahoots” is a great, underused word.

LOL what it is about Michigan? I went to Michigan for business once

After a long day of explaining the history of Faygo, the 1997-1998 Detroit Red Wings and the appeal of Mackinac Island to strangers, the last thing I want to do

Headphones, huh? Wanna talk gratuitous loudness? Let’s talk Harleys. God, I hate those things. Confronting someone about their loud, stupid motorcycle is about the same as confronting some wingnut on public transit about their lack of headphone use.