It’s what they want, Republican voters hate the EPA, want to deregulate everything, and don’t want universal or even low cost healthcare.  Mississippi is a prime example of what a deep red government looks like.

How can you make a list of terrible covers without a single Kid Rock song???

I personally love that Kravitz cover so I’m genuinely confused to see it here, lol. I like both versions, but it’s nice to have a interpretation that sounds markedly different (and in my opinion, still works).

AAF's Smooth Criminal is better than the original.

Yeah, those two pretty much discredit the entire list.  Sure, some people think the originals are untouchable, but you could find 2,500 covers worse that AAF or Disturbed.

You are singularly alone by choosing Disturbed’s Sounds of Silence. Tell me you’re not a singer without telling me you’re not a singer. For reference please watch The Charismatic Voice’s reaction video. I will introduce Elizabeth by saying she is a professional opera singer with a Masters Degree in Operatic Voice. 

I’m convinced that the editors of the AV Club sincerely have zero taste based on AAF’s cover of Smooth Criminal being on this list.

Ol’ gurl injured six deputies; sounds like someone had some serious coke strength.

This was what I was thinking, basically “eh, I can get on board with this.” If they’ll agree to protect same-sex marriage as a legal right, then whatever they want to do with their own churches and teachings is something we can’t control. If people want to try and be a member of a club that doesn’t want them, well,…

“You’ve got Tweets!”

Hubris, while it’s obvious to almost everyone, it’s hubris that’s caused this. Say what you want about Elon, I think he’s a brilliant engineer. Everyone said Tesla wouldn’t succeed, but it did. Same thing for SpaceX. However, those things are engineering problems. You put enough brains on it, and it will eventually…

Stop. I can’t. Take this. Anymore.

I’ve a coworker who’s a Musk devotee. I’ve tried to explain to him on several occasions how Musk is largely a grifter and conman. Watching him drive one of the biggest social media companies off a cliff like it’s a flaming Tesla is extremely funny to me. 

That’s the right wing videos today. They tell you the entire debate was a disaster for Fetterman, but all they can show is him saying good night, and the bit where he “changed positions” on fracking.

If you want emu content done right, check out Canada’s Useless Farm. There’s Karen and Stanley the emus (Karen is fully murderous and Stanley wears hats). Gary Gusey (goose), the alpacas (Michael, Craig, and Keith), Pencil the duck, Doug the donkey (with serious personal space issues), and Brad the shithead rooster.

I would just like to add that one of the best things you can do for a young boy is to emphasize that there are other things that will be important than the identity you get through your work. Too often men are told that nothing is more important than their jobs, the money and status gleaned from those jobs, etc. Which…

Luckily nannies, private jets, and tons of amenities aren’t in any way the foundations of a successful relationship. :)

“Some people just aren’t mature enough to not have a child” is quite the interesting stance.

Free Iraqi people, he’s shipping off to help free Iraqi people. Don’t you remember how they were greeted as liberators? Remember? The statue came down, and then Bush was on the flight deck to do a Mission Accomplished? Remember? And they found the WMDs? And then Obama got elected? And nothing happened in Iraq again?…

People could just be better?  Obviously you’ve never met people before.