Or having to make due with Zima.

Funny how empowerment is only for the conventionally attractive.

Hi love! Sorry to hear the meetup didn’t happen, but it probably worked out better considering the money situation. Margiebonz and I are organizing one in LA a few weeks from now. Wish you were here so you could join us.

Emily has decided that this ottoman pushed against the door is the best place to be in the world. She likes the curtains because she can play “hide-and-watch-everything-nutter-does. In the morning, it has become my duty to open the curtain so she can see outside and watch the street.

Hey Jezzies! How was your Saturday? Do anything interesting or fun, or did you have an equally good day just sitting around the house and letting the week’s crazy wash off?

All I want is organic free range ecstasy, is that too much to ask?

Guys, I’ve still got the rainstick my son made in grade school. I’ll sell it to you for $65.

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.

Lame sauce, weak sauce, fail sauce, stupid sauce, bigot sauce, dunce sauce....

This mild mannered lunatic should start her own *Bigoted Condiments® Factory*.

She couldn’t take out an exclamation point or 2?

My roommate made me take this pic in the grocery store.

Not the best day to say something like that.

Whoops, I must have missed your post when I posted my attempt at a beauty thread, so I’ll post again here! I am loving the nail polishes by Cirque (livelovepolish.com). I did my toes in dark purple with a holographic glitter top coat and am loving the result.

You’re spot on about Bledel. I found Rory to be totally insufferable by the end, and it seems Bledel kept with that trajectory. Then she married a man who could pass as her fraternal twin brother and that was it. Her spirit animal is a polo shirt.

Only sons can carry on his family business? Is it operated by using one’s penis to type?

Especially for something that strictly forbids “thinking outside of the box”.

I’m sort of bummed that the script didn’t say “bunghole.”

Surely it’d be better to laminate it and hang it by one’s back door.

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the word “rectum” rendered in such a tacky, saccharine script.