Pffft. If they were Real Americans they’d have taken over a bird sanctuary, not attended a rally.

No one running on their side is above this. The Republicans told the idea of dignity to go fuck itself a long time ago.

That’s a teeny weeny penis

What are white supremacists? What is anything? What is life? Is this hair? What is hair? Am I Republican? What’s a Republican, even? I don’t know. Give me a list of people with hair who are Republicans and I’ll research it and let you know.

I can’t have feelings for what at this point is a force of nature. I can’t be mad at the Sun for burning me. I can’t be mad at Trump for reducing my IQ.

He is a point source singularity for all that is stupid in this nation, and I’m just trying to stay outside the event horizon.

This is why I’m not their audience... I remember Full House. I watched Full House. I have no interest in rewatching any house. I have my own, which requires cleaning and fixing and other things that are old.

Is the goat hot? Does he own his place? In a good neighborhood? Does he have a trust fund? A coke habit? Where’d he go to university? Where do his people summer?

#YesAllBirds

Coco wouldn’t care. Ice might stab a bitch though.

I have very vivid and weird dreams all the time. But I can’t remember any right now! When I was a kid though, I used to have 3 reoccurring dreams. One was that I was in the airport with my grandmother and the big stone ball from Indiana Jones was chasing us through the terminal. Second was that I had a dolphin living…

I saw Mixtape Tampon at CBGB’s. They suck live, but the albums are good.

Wow. I was expecting a lot more based on the headline. Mia really needs to work on her shade game.

I don’t see it at all. That cat looks more like Blake Shelton then Jennifer Lawrence.

thanks everyone for the moral support. we’re back, we made it. we stopped at a dispensary on the way and when we got to the cabin my MIL and i smoked an entire joint together. i am fucking high as a kite, 8000 feet up in the mountains, freaking out like a newb stoner about the stars in the sky and how fucking cold it…

Times like this is why drinking was invented

My husband and I flew to be with my family for Christmas. This morning my mom told us that she appreciates how he and I work together and that she respects and admires our relationship. It was the best gift I got. I also got some great actual gifts and many snuggles with my baby nephew. I'm feeling, dare I say it,…

OH MY GOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? I NEED TO THELMA AND LOUISE IT OFF A CLIFF ONLY ILL BE THELMA AND MY CAT WILL BE LOUISE AND HE’LL SAY HE’S COMING WITH BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE BAIL OUT AND JUST GO FIND A BETTER FAMILY.

I have the same hair as elizabeth banks and I hate my hair too and always study her hair to see what she does with it so that I too can have nice hair. Hair is thin as hell, cuts itself, and I look like tom petty if I don’t style it every ass day.