NEWS FLASH : 25% of women avoid sexual activity because they feel self conscious about their bodies WHETHER OR NOT they are overweight.

That’s true, but a basement full of 30 year old hair spray aerosols is a recipe for disaster.

Pretty sure less shit comes out of most people’s actual anuses

Trump boasted of attacking white women. The GOP won’t stand for that! Nor will our national political press.

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

Question: if he drops out, does Pence become the nominee on ballots? Does Pence choose whatever VP he wants?

Or worse: essential oils.

“A Trump Presidency will turn the economy around and restore the great American tradition of giving each new generation hope for brighter opportunities* than those of the generation that came before.”

Nah, women having sex any time, any where, with anyone is shocking.

Yoko Ono can smell love. I’m not sure what to do with this information.

OMFG this. I am so sick of those nasty yellow pieces of shit on my feed.

Unless you’re fat. Then he’s kind of shitty.

He didn't realize the toilet paper was perforated into sheets, and was just going to cut off some.

Yeah but sexting + the smell of bread baking = a common feminine misery which has grown to an extent I’d rather not contemplate.

I wish that Amazon would keep track of when I search for something then immediately buy it! Thanks for the ad for the thing that was delivered yesterday, Amazon, but no thanks.

read that as feed all the emu

CHER STFU.

I blame both of them for my dandy of an eyeliner wearing ex husband.

“Take yer llama and git”