This is a man with no policy other than “LOOK AT ME, LOOK HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM, I’M PRESIDENT”.

YOU LEAVE BILL MURRAY OUT OF THIS

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

I know! I thought my 7th grade anti-drug video was gonna be enough info.

Sugarjugs, I’m so bereft :(

I’m beginning to believe Trump thought the position was largely ceremonial, like the Queen of England.

Funnily enough, I’m still blaming the millions of people who voted for Trump first.

I picture Homer Simpson’s brain: “mnah, mnah! doo dooo do do do!”

“A reporter asked: “So, Mr. Trump, you’ll seek his counsel?”

President Obama is at his best with he’s interacting with children.

SEE

10 points if you actually know who we are

I’m arachnaphobia, thanks to a special effects makeup tutorial I found on YouTube!

Dressed the kid up as Max from “Where the Wild Things Are” then took a walk through a cemetery, naturally.

I’m on my third baby wearing this hot dog costume. I got my money’s worth!

My kid is Patty.

Alex from Clockwork Orange; trying to put the makeup on him!!!

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

I’m not a breeder, but my friends are very fecund

I tried to pretend that I was happy and I got called out on it, big time. That’s the truth and that’s what happened. It sucks.