The cat story makes me sad. I would’ve felt the same way your sister did and never would’ve let him leave the house again.

Yeah, your brother is the Lizard King reborn. Seals it.

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

But...you didn’t leave her even after she scared you. 😭

I’ll give you an example of a transgression that is so small, so pedestrian, yet so common and offensive to women: when moving through a crowded space, a man places his hand on the small of a woman’s back as he squeezes by. In his mind, it’s a gentle way to make people around aware that he’s passing through. But he…

That wasn’t acting.

Either they or their friends have done it before.

Yeah, it wasn’t until a while after #notallmen took off that I realized: you know what, actually? #yesaLOTofmen.

Honestly, and I say this with deep sadness and ennui and not flippancy, what woman hasn’t had her vaginal area non-consensually grabbed?

If y’all haven’t read The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits, y’all are missing out. Room was meh. Hope this book is more like the former than the latter.

Whatever. I haven’t eaten since breakfast and it’s almost 1 p.m. Where’s the book about me?

See Also: “I’ve been alone in a room with Donald Trump before, and he didn’t sexually assault ME, therefore nobody else should have a problem with him.”

What if find infuriating even more is the fact that they think you know, actually spending time with their brand new offspring is something that isn’t equally important. I didn’t give a rats ass if I be bopped out of the hospital (I did not, I still had 30 pounds on me, it took 24 minutes to stitch me up, and my body…

I’m sorry about your experience; as a public employee, I often resent that I only get what little the law guarantees me. That said, this is nonsense:

Well to be fair, I think that advice has applications beyond Ivanka Trump’s personal experience. After all, we don’t all have to make ourselves attractive to work for our fathers. We can work for any man who owns a company and likes attractive women!

No, Ms. Krazberger, you weren’t “dumb” for taking the job, especially if you had few options. You needed a job,you needed to get paid, something that differentiates you from almost nobody. That she only needed a week off after spawning is nice, but most women need longer to recover and want time to bond with their…

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

She’s the type of crazy that would look down at the cross and freak out that she sees it upside down.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”