The thing I find so perplexing about her is that she’s been saying terrible and stupid things for years with seemingly no repercussions. I mean she’s a front-runner right now for Best Actress!

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

Present

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

All time favorite high school mean girl (and the Janis Ian-est Janis Ian):

She moonlights as a bartender a couple of nights a week down at TJ Calamity’s in the Old Orchard Mall. 

Mean Moms would be a good movie because you grow up and get out of high school, and you think the mean girl shit is over, then you have a baby. And holy shit, you realize the mean girls never grew up. Except now they are insinuating that you're poisoning your baby by using formula.

For we knew only too well:
Even the hatred of squalor
Makes the brow grow stern.
Even anger against injustice
Makes the voice grow harsh. Alas, we
Who wished to lay the foundations of kindness
Could not ourselves be kind.

It makes me perversely happy that Adam Driver was the one to really explode during/after Girls and not Lena Dunham.

I think they need the monarchy to keep the Fleet Street presses running.

She is excellent in everything I’ve ever seen her in.  Candy/Eileen’s story is so powerful and we see it now why both she and her brother are a mess.  

Dear Lauren,

Ted Danson’s wife was afraid to be left alone after her husband went to the bathroom

I’m going to take an opposite stance: Elizabeth Warren is the candidate I’d most like to have a beer with. She’s brilliant, she’s got a great sense of humor, and she seems interesting. 

Didn’t Amy Poehler and Tina Fey cover this years ago on Weekend Update? BITCHES GET SHIT DONE.

Totally agree. Reminds me of the idea that people would vote for Bush the Lesser because they “could have a beer with him” - I don’t want a president I’m comfortable having a beer with.  I want a president so intelligent, with such a grasp of the issues, that I’m terrified I’ll say something stupid in their presence…

Good. It’s nice to see more talented people get things over an overrated hype creation who can’t even write her own stuff.

Do not besmirch Fosse/Verdon. That mini series was some of the best writing/acting/dancing that I’ve seen in a while. We went and downloaded all of the movies referenced and watched those too because we needed more!

I found Homecoming too self centered and wrapped up in this godly, perfect, non critical image of Beyonce. If you aren’t a hardcore Bey fan is pretty unswallowable.