Trump family goes into a circle. Clinton family greets all the guests.

There is nothing like “toss the salad” jokes with your ten-year old daughter to earn you mother of the year.

Probably not his best work, definitely not his most famous, but I loved him on Will and Grace as Wills’ literally crazy boss.

If ever a purely comedic performance deserved a Best Actor Oscar it was Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein. In my opinon it is the single best comedy of all time and Wilder’s performance one of the all-time great comedic turns.

I personally have never come into Contact with any film about an Alien or Aliens. If there are any E.T.s out there who wish to communicate, they need to give us better Signs. But we ourselves must also be careful. They could be Body Snatchers. Or Breeders. What if an alien landed and we tried to talk to it only to…

It’s a function of the social reality she lived in; there was no economic value in women’s education. What’s really depressing is to think how many girls live in the exact same social reality in many other parts of the world, in 2016.

I would take credit, but a friend pointed it out in the mid ‘90s — it’s just that it’s never stopped being true. Like he could make a movie about dying of thirst in the desert, and there would be a hallucination about swimming in Lake Superior involved.

This is 100% true. He has not only never, ever been hot, he has never once in his life looked like a functioning person of his own age. I am *roughly* the same age as he is (within 3 or 4 years, I think), and all through his “heartthrob” years, I thought women my age who found him hot were disgusting, because he…

On the other hand, Kate Winslet was always hot, both then and now.

Because then this dude couldn’t have gotten it for Britney Spears.

That’s the kind of irrational pedantry that usually defines the system and makes this act of compassion so refreshing. The purpose of the non-contact order is so the parents/defendants can’t discuss their testimony before the trial. They cannot do so on camera in front of the issuing judge. She could have been an…

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

Don’t be silly. You’re just a difficult person.

A star for the Highlights reference.

“I love Hispanics. I love Hispanics,” Trump said to the audience. “Actually, I was kidding, you can get those Mexicans out of here.”

I’m pretty certain that all of Trump’s speeches consist of someone feeding him a subject, let’s say cats for this example, and he just fills in the rest with superlatives, verbs, and nouns. So basically his speeches go something like this:

With all the screaming, crying and incoherent whining in that room, how did anyone notice the infant that wasn’t the one on stage?

“When daycares send their infants, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing colic. They’re bringing germs. They’re poopy. And some, I assume, are good babies.”

That’s back when America was great. Together, we can get this country back to that place.

Back in the old days, that baby would have been taken out on a stretcher, folks.