Pussycat Dome!

Don’t think its a coincidence that the Republican nominee is literally made up of Frito-Lay products. Chester Cheetah has already been tabbed to be head of the FDA in a Trump administration.

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

Chicago is great.

I wish it were forty degrees in Chicago. Autumn has basically disappeared over the last few years - we’ve spent Octobers in the seventy-somethings(!) - and it’s only now starting to dip down into the sixties this year. We had one good snow last winter and that was it. Also, I have never, ever met someone who…

That sucks, but also I feel that’s in line with Julianne Moore’s goals in life, to make you feel uncomfortable in front of your family.

God.

I love undersharing. I wish it was the norm.

I know. . .we should have all gotten blood tests so we could compare liver values before and after the election.

Excellent.

Tituss as Effie is best Tituss.

I would have gone with “misogynobject.”

Which is why I don’t do this for a living.

Pass.

EEeeeuggghhhhhh...... How did you get me to hate this guy more??? Well done.

Uhh...Brut for the uninformed sir?

They looks for pleas.........

I hate sanctimonious assholes like this guy.....

Oh for fuck’s sake. Prosecutors don’t look for truth, they look for convictions.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

Gail Sheehy? Holy crap. I hope she can write often for Jezebel—she is a towering figure.

I can’t believe I fucking missed that, first because Dodai is a national treasure and I miss her still... but second, because just when I didn’t think I could get more offended, she ramped that shit up. Seriously, the whole fucking family needs a padlock on their goddamn lips. Holy shit, I’m still in shock from what I…